mike's definitions

Kickjew

an alternate form of "Jewball" but more stupid; obviously too stupid to speak; stupid ass

"Damn all you say is fucking stupid shit, shut the fuck up you Kickjew."

by Mike March 1, 2004

Slut Muffin

Nickname for a girl who is stupid and lets them give them the nickname, Slut Muffin.

(insert name)Is a slut muffin.

by Mike March 6, 2004

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.

After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.

by Mike May 20, 2004

get up

to get high on weed
to smoke marijuana
to smoke pot

yo nigga, (i'm white by the way) want to get up?

by mike May 13, 2005

mib

mint in box; used to describe item for sale on ebay, for example

"mib" items are generally more expensive

by Mike January 12, 2004

Cave Nigger

Osama Bin Laden reference

Osama Bin Laden is a stinky Camel-Fucking Cave Nigger

by mike April 17, 2005

Muldoon

Female reproductive organ.
See tooter for male repoductive organ.

Kids, stop laughing at the dog.
She has a nice Muldoon.

by Mike January 13, 2005