mike's definitions

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020

GOOBA

Sex. Any variety at all. It can be made more specific by putting the type in front of GOOBA. I.e. butt GOOBA. Also, it could be used as the word fuck; that is to say, a verb.

Derived from the relatively new language of Bleagh, GOOBA is quickly gaining prominence amongst teenagers.

Oh man I got some nice GOOBA from my chick last night.

Dude, I wanna GOOBA her so much!!!

by Mike May 5, 2004

sloot

Undercover way of calling a girl a slut.

Look at how she flirts with every guy she sees! That girl is a sloot!

by Mike July 3, 2003

Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 5, 2003

deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005

The Saints

Jazz and dixieland slang for "When The Saints Go Marching In". Some musicians also refer to this song as "The Monster", fearing having to play it several times in a single evening.

And then some guy who just arrived wanted the Saints again, and I was ready to break his leg. We should just stop taking requests.

by Mike October 17, 2006

willie wacker

Mans reproductive organ
Penis

you have a small willie wacker
stop playin with ur willie wacker

by mike October 16, 2003