mike's definitions

Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos

Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.

by mike March 3, 2005

puta

A word with three definitions
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.

2-Porque olvidaste la cerveza, puta ????
3-Y esta abuela puta con un novio de 20 anos !!!!

by mike December 2, 2004

mungle

same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles

I mungled your grandpa last night

by mike October 15, 2003

Slap Happy

when getting head squeeze her throat and slap her across the face

she was annoying so i got gave her a slap happy moment

by mike November 14, 2004

maggot

A slipknot fan

Johnie was a maggot. Who killed his family? Was it the bigots or the hypocrisy?

by Mike January 13, 2003

n00blicous

A person who is very n00b-ish

wow, darksyda is n00blicous.

by Mike March 28, 2004

Hesh

1.A person that looks both like a boy or girl
2.A person that who's sex cannot be determined by looking at them

I see a hesh! I think it's a boy... No a Girl! I can't tell! I'm so excited!

by Mike March 9, 2004