carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.
A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!
by Mike April 14, 2005
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Fruitbag

A word of showing emotion such as Fuck. But in a way that is more censored. Also: Fruitbagged, Fruitbagging, fruitbag and 1/2, fruityfull,
This a real fruitbaggin class. Damn that fruitbag teacher
by Mike October 26, 2004
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willie wacker

you have a small willie wacker
stop playin with ur willie wacker
by mike October 16, 2003
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Eskimo Bob

An eskimo that eats raw fish and co-stars in a show with a theme song and everything with alfronzo, a friend of his that can turn super-sayen. Eskimo Bob has exelent fighting skills and has shown some of his moves such as launching raw fish, launching a "super raw fsh" in episode 26 and he can fly...kind of (episode 13).He is known in every episode to eat a raw fish and burp really loudly. You are able to see this eskimo at www.eskimo bob.com
"Eskimo bob, he eats raw fish!. Eskimo Bob, He is cool!"
by Mike November 13, 2003
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fooz

you are a stupid idiot who doesnt ammount to anything.
homsar u fooz!
by mike April 03, 2003
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shidduch

a match; a person who makes a shidduch is a shadchan
Dick and Jane would make a great shidduch. Hopefully they'll get married someday.
by Mike October 17, 2004
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red baron

I have myself a date with the Red Baron tonight.
by Mike February 04, 2006
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