DMT

Rare, sought-after (by some) drug. Usually white/off-white crystalline powder. Related to a number of chemicals currently sold on the internet, however these are poor substitutes. The high can best be defined as a super-intense, half-hour trip. Subjectively it's " mental profile " is like that of mushrooms but is " visual profile " is like acid. The onset can best be defined as a psychedelic crack-rush. usually smoked in a glass pipe, smoke tastes like shit. Most often available in NorCal & Oregon from long-time heads.
Smoked some DMT. saw the elves. saw the mother-goddess creature-complex. saw the universe reduced to a tiny point of light. came back. crazy night.
by mike April 11, 2004
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Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.
"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"
by Mike May 24, 2005
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Trang

When I am not with Trang, I am sick with Trangitis.
by Mike December 07, 2004
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podunk

a small unsignificant village or town
that is a cute podunk.
by mike April 30, 2003
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Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier
Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight
by MIKE August 29, 2003
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frumpy

ADJ. A milder word for describing a young female as slightly overweight, and homely all at once.
I hope none of my friends find out I had sex with Jenny jenny, she's frumpy.
by Mike June 20, 2003
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scraphouse

slang term for the McDonalds restaurant chain. Any McDonalds, due to the poor quality of food and grease, can be considered a scraphouse.

see: McDonalds
Dude, im poor. all we can eat is scraphouse
by mike July 06, 2004
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