minging

Minging is a word that has it's origins with the British Army, It started to become mainstream around five years ago.
With regards to the word's meaning it is most correctly applied to an object that is dirty but can also mean drunk, disgusting or ugly. I can also be replaced with gipping, gopping, gouting or any other word ending in "ing" as it's not the syllables but the rthym that are important here.

"Your boots are minging,
your plumes in shite,
Your balls are swinging from left to right...."
or; I'm minging drunk, let's get mingining,
but also "Euchh, your locker is full of ming!"
even...I shagged this right hippocrocadilapig, she yas minging!

by Mike May 14, 2004

prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 08, 2004

crossing swords

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.

In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.

by Mike June 12, 2004

tap

tap means (besides "tap that ass")any verb! instead of can you hand me that... can you tap me that...

can you tap me that pen please?

by Mike November 06, 2004

G-Funk

Smoother-sounding hip hop. Originated by Dr. Dre. G-Funk songs sample alot of P-Funk music. Was very popular from 1992-1996. Some G-Funk artists include:

- Dr. Dre
- Snoop Doggy Dogg
- Warren G
- Nate Dogg
- Tha Dogg Pound

"I'm tweaking into a whole new era. G-Funk: step to this, I dare ya" - Warren G

by mike November 28, 2004

fuck if i know

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.

hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know

by mike October 07, 2003

doop

to foul up somebodys plans. (world domination, etc.)

Damn you! You dooped up my plans for being the finest Mac in all the world. Now how am I going to get laid?

by mike October 14, 2003