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smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.
The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.
by Mike March 25, 2004
mugGet the smother fuckmug.

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.
Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.
by Mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the gunchmug.

sub

Common reference to a large sandwich often used by people in the North Eastern united states. (Submarine Sandwich)
I think I'm going to have a steak and cheese sub for lunch.
by Mike February 10, 2005
mugGet the submug.

Haterade

Something that alot of people sip on, that makes them jealous of others (hatin')
When some one is jealous of your basketball skillz they haven't been drinking Gaterade,they've been drinking Haterade
by Mike November 3, 2003
mugGet the Haterademug.

handjob

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.
by Mike September 15, 2004
mugGet the handjobmug.

poor bastard

by mike January 21, 2004
mugGet the poor bastardmug.

Shibath

A combination of a bath and a shower. You put the plug in the bath tub when your taking a shower.
Today I took this awsome shibath.
by Mike June 17, 2004
mugGet the Shibathmug.

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