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Definitions by mike

same as bahaji but different name
kinger: whats a picante
Nick; ask pendleberry
picante by mike April 23, 2004
getting your ass eaten out with salsa, sour cream, chesse, etc. with tortilla chips
Nick:what did pendleberry use in your baja?

Kinger; a little cheese, some salsa, and he used those handy tostito scoops
baja by mike April 23, 2004

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.
"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"
handadoodle by mike April 23, 2004
Contrary to popular belief, not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.


But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.
King Tut had manboobs caused by estrogen. I saw it on Discovery Health Channel.
manboobs by Mike April 22, 2004

WonkaNiggers 

People who are failures in life. People who when you see you just say "wutta wonkanigger" for lack of a better or funnier word. Your mailman could be a wonkanigger, the guy behind the counter, your aunt, or even YOU...dun dun dun P.S. Dan Kreiger of New Jersey is a WonkaNigger with his cheap dirty Chuck Taylors
An Example of a WonkaNigger, anyone you see, basically its just another way of saying that person looks stupid corny gay retarded nigletish
WonkaNiggers by Mike April 22, 2004

Hurt Load 

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.
person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...
Hurt Load by mike April 21, 2004

bemaniruler 

oh wow, i met bemani ruler! he plays at FYE at the liberty tree mall or the salem willows during the summer/good weather. he is one of the most recognized and best bemani players out there. he goes by the name john. he use to run DDRMANIAX.net but now is retired. he plays at the goodtimes emporium alot which is said to be around where he lives.
bemaniruler said "HI" to me!
bemaniruler by mike April 21, 2004