mike's definitions

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.

"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"

by Mike March 26, 2004

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

by Mike February 22, 2004

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003

frumpy

ADJ. A milder word for describing a young female as slightly overweight, and homely all at once.

I hope none of my friends find out I had sex with Jenny jenny, she's frumpy.

by Mike June 20, 2003

dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick

I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.

by Mike February 17, 2004

urbandictionary

A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.

urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.

by Mike November 1, 2006

kanoodle

getting it on like wild monkeys

they were upstairs kanoodling, now my sheets stink.

by mike February 27, 2003