sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 03, 2005

Fringe

A word to describe a person with elite skills and abilities.

Woah, dude! Yo mom was the fringe in bed last night.

by Mike March 15, 2004

damien rice

a beautiful musician who creates beautiful music.

"i like to listen to damien rice while laying in the dark with my special someone"

by mike April 24, 2005

shitamafuck

like say ing shit when you hurt your hand or just saying for fun when yuor bored

shitamafuck i broke my finger

by mike July 16, 2004

bajesus

usualy used by adults when there ready to beat you down

im gonna beat the bajesus out of you!

by mike April 24, 2003

Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

by Mike November 27, 2003

done up

Dressed up, as to go out

She was all done up to go out with me.

by Mike September 02, 2003