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jughead

Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.
My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.
by Mike June 19, 2003
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MSNBC

A 24/7 cable news network. It is owned by Microsoft and NBC. The sister networks of MSNBC are: CNBC, Bravo, and NBC.
MSNBC the second best cable news channel on cable since CNN. Yes it is better then the stupid FOX News Channel too.
by Mike December 9, 2003
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Moonie

Sailor Moon fanatic. Someone who can quote phrases in Japanese while barely understanding what the fuck they are saying.
That Moonie would not shut up about how in the name of the moon she'ld punish me.
by Mike April 3, 2003
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nyma

nyma aka new york military academy is the biggest piece of shit scam school in the world and i hope it blows the fuck up...(Need Your Money Academy is what we really call it
by mike March 28, 2004
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needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.
Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.
by mike April 10, 2004
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Television

American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.

Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)
Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.
by Mike May 2, 2007
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thunderfingers

nickname for the who's bass player, john entwistle, see also the ox
Thunderfingers is the greatest bass player that ever lived. Period.
by mike December 1, 2004
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