mike's definitions

pojaco

A word created in 1998 to describe someone of greatness, or 1337ness. Also the inspiration for a wildly popular website: www.pojaco.com

"Man I wish I was just like Pojaco.

by Mike February 22, 2005

Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

Sarbian

noun;(CRB)a rare and endangered species with characteristics including large cranium, loud voice, sometimes sophisticated vocabulary, and can occasionally be found passed out behind the wheel of a really nice white car in the center divide regions of clairemont.

A Sarbian can often be found blerting out gestures like, "Hey Pillow Biter!".

by Mike June 16, 2003

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 8, 2004

siegfried and roy

In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.

See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches

After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy

by Mike January 24, 2005

Nextel

that Bleep Bleep noise

"yo john just bleeped me"

by mike March 24, 2005

APO

Authorized Personnel Only

Hey , APO beyond that door!

by Mike February 15, 2004