Definitions by mike

crossing swords 

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.

In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.

crossing swords by Mike June 12, 2004

mcglumphy 

(noun/verb) when you fart, and poo comes out of your bum hole.

"aww man, i knew that fart would be a mcglumphy!!!" said the man as a turd rolled down his leg.

mcglumphy by mike June 11, 2004

Tax

referrs to ones genitalia.

Oi! skank show us ya Tax....Eeeeeew! look at that slop...get this bitch a fucking drip tray!

Tax by Mike June 11, 2004

slop 

Vaginal discharge, either from being horny or just plain sloppy. Could be the result of an STD.

Oi! Cindy close ya legs girl ya drippin slop all over the joint.

slop by Mike June 11, 2004

Yolk and gabble

A type of Vaginal discharge. usually from as skank who'll bang just about anything.Someone who's drippin slop all ova the show.

Look at her dripping Yolk and gabble all over the joint. Get the bitch a drip tray. Nah get away from me! cus Honestly! Eeeeeeeew! Aaaaah she's chasing me...aaaaahhh im gonna slip in it!

Yolk and gabble by Mike June 11, 2004

Mutatta 

means vagina. A spinoff from the word mut as in "that girl is a mutt". the word has mutated into 'mutatta' which means the vagina of the mut.

Hey Shaz! show us sum sloppy mutatta. Eeeew! put it away Queen! Thats gross! Honestly Eeeeeww!

Mutatta by Mike June 11, 2004

slangewich

like a wet pussy sandwich. All slop 'N" flaps.

Show us ya slangewich! nah actually put it away! thats gross!

slangewich by Mike June 11, 2004