mike's definitions

cerebrity

cerebrity n (Lat. cerebrum, brain; cf. celebrity) Ð a brainy, cerebral person who is emotionally dry, detached and restrained; a famous, well-publicized intellectual.

I try to avoid meetings with such cerebrities. All they have to say is in their books.

by Mike December 31, 2003

bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.

Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?

by Mike January 6, 2005

noitalucso

To kiss (must be said in a french accent)

I love it when you noitalucso me especially upon my neck!

by Mike August 7, 2003

Porn

N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.

"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."

"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"

by Mike September 7, 2004

Kind Bud

Kind bud is a word for high grade bud, usualy hydroponic bud with red/orange hairs.very rarely will u find a seed.

by mike October 12, 2003

Fusion

A genre of music that combines rock with jazz. It sprang up in the late 70's and continued into the new wave era in 1985. Artists like Sting, Bowie made it popular in 85 by combining the new wave sound of the 80’s with the original concept it later died and has since been revised by artists such Jamie Culum, Ben Folds..

Pick up a copy of Jamie Culums new CD, 20' something if you want to know what Fusion music sounds like.

by Mike June 15, 2005

quiet you

1. shut up
2. what you say to someone when they outsmart you and don't know what to say.

homer: I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.
mr peabody: Correction, Homer, you're the second.
sherman: That's right, Mr. Peabody!
mr peabody: Quiet, you.

by mike December 19, 2003