mike's definitions

Imatrukahs

A pain in the arse!!

by Mike August 20, 2003

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

kv

A girl that is smoking hot and you would love to get with.

Damn, check out that girl man, I'd love to tap that ass, she is definately a KV.

by Mike February 17, 2004

cashback

Derived from famous Alan Partridge series. Used as an expression of particular enthusiasm in relation to value for money aspect of the considered event.

"Sonia, she's my wife. She's from Ukraine* . Cashback!"

*(blonde, fit, dum, 40 yrold)

by Mike January 4, 2005

pooptube

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.

keep your finger out of my pooptube.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Larry the cable guy

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life

Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?

by Mike April 24, 2005

mullettron

a mullettron is the ultimate warrior monster madeout of metal it a in style haircut that can kill a baby.mullettron can be seen in the wild this is on tuff cookie it will rip your asshole open and eat your insides it listens to the best of music eeka-mouse(also good with hot karls and hot charlies)

look mullettron is having sex with that tiger!

by mike March 8, 2004