Definitions by microsoft_bastard

jizzims 

(noun) To be used in place of any other noun as an offensive substitute.

1.I played the lottery and won 50,ooo jizzims.
2.I don't know where I'll be later; give me a call on the jizzim.
3.Maam, this steak is dry; Can you bring me some more jizzim?

jizzims by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Pickle Wiper 

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

Pickle Wiper by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

submarine 

A tampon currently trolling in the puss.

I wanted to fuck the bitch, but she was sporting a submarine.

submarine by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cam Whore

A female on the internet that exposes herself on webcam explicitly to large numbers of horny bastards.

I broke up with Sherry because that slut is a cam whore.

Cam Whore by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jug-diddler 

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

jug-diddler by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

tuna pot pie

A pussy.

Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?

tuna pot pie by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cornhole

To fuck someone in the asshole, preferably by force. Anal rape.

Bitch, you keep running your mouth and I'll cornhole your bitchass.

Cornhole by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003