Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cam Whore

A female on the internet that exposes herself on webcam explicitly to large numbers of horny bastards.

I broke up with Sherry because that slut is a cam whore.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

dust monkey

A man or woman of arab, or middle eastern descent.

Those motherfuckers that just opened that 7-11 are fucking dust monkeys.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cooder Whipper

A bumbling fuck that cannot correctly use the pussy...and manages to beat and tear it up in the process.

That stupid cock wick can't fuck...he's a goddamn cooder whipper

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

submarine

A tampon currently trolling in the puss.

I wanted to fuck the bitch, but she was sporting a submarine.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cornhole

To fuck someone in the asshole, preferably by force. Anal rape.

Bitch, you keep running your mouth and I'll cornhole your bitchass.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003