jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

tuna pot pie

A pussy.

Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

submarine

A tampon currently trolling in the puss.

I wanted to fuck the bitch, but she was sporting a submarine.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cornhole

To fuck someone in the asshole, preferably by force. Anal rape.

Bitch, you keep running your mouth and I'll cornhole your bitchass.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003