mickey darling's definitions
an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.
yeah she's really old.
we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
yeah she's really old.
we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the straddling the fencemug. is when you sneak into a couples house and paralyze the woman with pleasure while her boyfriend/husband gets up to take a piss or eat a sandwich and disappear before he returns.
space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the space ghostingmug. a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Professor Falkenmug. some of the most potent Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
on the black market.
this shit will send you
straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.
on the black market.
this shit will send you
straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.
what's wrong with Prox?
i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.
i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the space biscuitsmug. when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
Get the red wormingmug. you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?
you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
Get the spilled some dumbass on yourselfmug. is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the straddling the fence to the spirit worldmug.