mickey brown's definitions

sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

e-dentity

(n) your e-dentity is your identity on the internet.

"dude fred, whats your e-dentity on urban dictionary?"

"makaka23."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

wadsworthian snaggletooth

When one person is recieving oral sex, and the tooth of the other person scratches their genitalia.

Guy1, "How was your date with Cindy last night?"

Guy2, "Great...Until she gave me a wadsworthian snaggletooth."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

pig kicker

(n)a red neck, farm boy, or suburban kid.

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

nookie

n) see pussy, vagina, muff, beef, clam,poonta, ect...

"I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ass."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

dentist

Somebody who couldnt become a doctor.

"did you ever become a doctor?"

"no im a dentist."

by mickey brown February 22, 2007

busted tees

t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.

some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

by mickey brown March 7, 2007