mickey brown's definitions

pig kicker

(n)a red neck, farm boy, or suburban kid.

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

wadsworthian snaggletooth

When one person is recieving oral sex, and the tooth of the other person scratches their genitalia.

Guy1, "How was your date with Cindy last night?"

Guy2, "Great...Until she gave me a wadsworthian snaggletooth."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

nookie

n) see pussy, vagina, muff, beef, clam,poonta, ect...

"I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ass."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

cum creep

a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation.

its the cum creep!!!!!

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

dentist

Somebody who couldnt become a doctor.

"did you ever become a doctor?"

"no im a dentist."

by mickey brown February 22, 2007

busted tees

t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.

some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

ring around the rosie

When the area around the vagina is red or pink, which can be caused by many things such as shaving, masterbation, application of succulant, or acne.

Mickey, "Maria sure has been in the bathroom a while."

Sam, "She's probably giving herself a ring around the rosie."

by mickey brown March 25, 2007