terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2010
mugGet the terminal fartsmug.

trying to kick

trying (spotlight on TRYING, now!!) to 'wean' oneself off some addictive substance, no matter WHAT it is!! (i.e- food, drugs, sex, cohol, cigs...e.t.c.) KICK=kick out the door!!
i'm trying to kick cheese, i'm wearin' some NOW!!

i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!

i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!

trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
mugGet the trying to kickmug.

sump'm bout this life

something about this life -reflection on the mysterious realm of day to day existence with other people, and a comment on the frustration of same. (this does not even take into consideration natural "disasters" and/or "god's will" situations!!!!!) ie; mental asylum without walls, "free range" mental asylum!
judy gave john the heave-ho, he just shrugged and said; sump'm bout this life!

i caught 'the' cancer! -sump'm bout this life!

my mother just died -sump'm bout this life!
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
mugGet the sump'm bout this lifemug.

flash paper

or 'flash'; -money, currency, tender, big-uns, etc!

flash paper is a type of paper used in the laboratory that goes 'up in smoke' very quickly, upon encountering certain chemicals or reactions. -very direct parallel to the fate of ones' money!
i was going to 'get funky' tonight, but now i ain' got no flash paper!!

the club bouncer quickly pocketed john's flash, and promptly let him in.

ace was fighting to come up with more flash paper!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
mugGet the flash papermug.

asbestos mouth

workman or other assorted 'macho man' who can drink white hot freshly poured coffee, immediately and not even wince!!
i was marveling at asbestos mouth as he chug-a-lugged his coffee right down, while mine was only half cooled!!

don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
mugGet the asbestos mouthmug.

parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 02, 2010
mugGet the parallel appetitesmug.

smokestacks

name for chain-smoker, cigarette worshiper -we actually called a guy at my job smokestacks, it fit perfectly!
damn, i was breathing pretty good, -but here comes smokestacks!!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the smokestacksmug.