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pack a wallop

powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'
cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!

the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!

jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!

rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
by michael foolsley August 17, 2010
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phone booth

an actual glass enclosed telephone "booth" about 7'X3'X3' designed for having a 'private' conversation?? the fancier ones actually had a little seat, a switchable light/fan combo, and a small writing desk. sometimes i mourn for these when some ass-sucker (so sorry!!, VIP!) is all a-babble two feet from me on a 'soul' (cell) phone.
he stepped into the phone booth to ditch the police.

while talking to elizabeth, he affixed his gum to the bottom of the phone booth seat.

we were feeding slugs to the phone booth, then whapping the 'coin return' to get free calls.
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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try for the sky

attempt to raise the level of some of the more uplifting and elevating of human experience/s...sex and drugs definitely come under this category.

getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
guy! try for the sky? (guy:) nah, godda pee in a fucking cup!!

i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"

the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
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peeing out of my buttle

diarrhea (-self explanatory!)
damn, mixing those sweet cohols didn't work too well...i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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head jail

the concept of self imprisonment, ie: in a cell inside ones' own head.......
john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail

judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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neighborhood sorehead

the one neighbor or party living around you sure to stink on one thing or another that you do...(loud music, parking of car/s, barking dog/s, "junk" cars,...on & on!!) -this can pretty much apply 'globally' too, ie: al-queda could be the neighborhood sorehead!

it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!
show me a place without a neighborhood sorehead, and i'll show you a perfect world!!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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bundle down

removing tons of clothes; ones' 'eskimo suit'

-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
'kissed off' that killer snow, flew down to haulover beach and preceded to bundle down!

wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!

contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!

in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
by michael foolsley November 17, 2011
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