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live ammunition

it turned out john wasn't just shooting blanks, he was shooting live ammunition
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'
i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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phone slave

someone who CANNOT ignore a ringing telephone!!
ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!

john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down
jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 5, 2022
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move shot

the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot

lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 15, 2021
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allergic to people

a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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