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bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !
breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !
she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
Get the take me off mug.a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the pay toilet mug.the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
Get the oil of dung mug.i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the riding saturn's rings mug.zealot, fanatic of ANY kind!!, who tries to force upon one; the 'my way or the highway' (or death!) attitude! -foaming at the mouth with their beliefs, a 'non-subscriber's' best policy is to RUN!!
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
the leader of the west side baptist church is a rabid dog!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
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i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
Get the leave my business card mug.dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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