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a common reference by parents for kids getting a 'ride' in a police car.
this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
i'm not coming to the police station when you get picked up!
the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.
the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.
the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
Get the picked up mug.a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the allergic to people mug.the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 15, 2021
Get the move shot mug.jane helped me launch my paratroopers when she 'let me off'!
it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers
launch of paratroops means much to the male!
it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers
launch of paratroops means much to the male!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the launch my paratroopers mug.female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
Get the fight for her arms mug.wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!
jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!
she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!
he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!
he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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