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assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
by michael foolsley February 21, 2013
Get the crotch glue mug.the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the folding greens mug.the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.
any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.
sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)
-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.
sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)
-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!
sue had never suffered a climaxless life
her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
sue had never suffered a climaxless life
her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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DNA @ the door was driving (name) about out of their mind
judy awoke with DNA @ the door
what will YOU do, with DNA @ the door??
judy awoke with DNA @ the door
what will YOU do, with DNA @ the door??
by michael foolsley December 7, 2010
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judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!
judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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the 'poison' was putting john on 'edge'
the 'poison' and the swelling was driving john about half mad!
judy ground the 'poison' out of john, instantly relieving the swelling, and lessening the infection
tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!
the 'poison' and the swelling was driving john about half mad!
judy ground the 'poison' out of john, instantly relieving the swelling, and lessening the infection
tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!
those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!
those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!
those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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