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the body muscles atrophying and turning to fat
used in medicine re: patient status ie: hes' going bad
rotting milk, fruit, vegetables
used in medicine re: patient status ie: hes' going bad
rotting milk, fruit, vegetables
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the going bad mug.the end of sex for the male, either the actual moment of ejaculation; or the 'last bit of lurching before launch'. -the awareness that several moments will have to pass (if you're lucky) before re-charge.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the cock sadness mug.when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
Get the beer ejack mug.one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the methane disciple mug.a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!
rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the jersey the toilet mug.the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!!
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jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!!
the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!
the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2023
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