745 definitions by michael foolsley
pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!
on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!
if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......
i watched her work her snot while driving!!
if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......
i watched her work her snot while driving!!
by michael foolsley March 6, 2010
after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
by michael foolsley March 17, 2022
hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
obligatory centrifuge one finds themselves on after getting "drunked up" -the rotating voice informing one, 'ITS' PUKING TIME, DUDE!!' -arrival of the knowledge its' time for one to find a 'safe' place to puke!!
dean thought he was going to end the night 'clean', until it became clear he had the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
by michael foolsley January 24, 2010
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
by michael foolsley January 6, 2022