michael foolsley's definitions

thumping kind

those with the car sound systems 'on steroids' heard two blocks away!!

i was sitting at a light being tortured by the thumping kind!

by michael foolsley November 18, 2009

tock slant

leaning to one side while sitting in a chair to 'help' a fart emerge!

i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!

jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!

by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

skin phobia

those deathly afraid of ever baring their 'treasures', who worship at the altar of the fabric covered

alison had the skin phobia, she'd never bare her 'treasures'

the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley December 15, 2009

DNA @ the door

need for sex, horny, overwhelming need for sexual satisfaction, and assorted ways of dealing with same

DNA @ the door was driving (name) about out of their mind

judy awoke with DNA @ the door

what will YOU do, with DNA @ the door??

by michael foolsley December 7, 2010

belch speak

forming words with ones' mouth while belching...only the true belch 'masters' can get more than about a phrase before the gas expires.

belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)

-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'

i told her i loved her in belch speak

i apologized to the principal in belch speak

belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!

by michael foolsley January 18, 2011

blooey

something catastrophically (or NOT!) FAILING! probably sourced from the ancient (1960's and earlier) CARTOONS !!

a person, place or thing going BAD !!

i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY

CRETINESQUE !!

seen john lately ? nope! , i heard he and lauren went blooey !!

i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!

sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !

by michael foolsley November 8, 2021

pumped her up

get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'

john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!

by michael foolsley August 30, 2010