a phrase for the slightly insane...to be said at one's leisure when ambulatory. a visual check for the secret police, regular police, riff-raff, hit squad, trumpers and/or libtards coming for YOU ! . seeing as how civil war is right on the horizon, a few extra moments to grab your guns (plural, OF COURSE!) is nice !
i'm going to grab a cup of coffee then check the street !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2020
damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
by michael foolsley April 26, 2011
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you can't look that good and not pick up sticks ! , it's a natural LAW !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
by michael foolsley April 01, 2021
pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...
for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley June 11, 2011