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sleep, rest, bedtime
from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)
from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)
i've got (the) insomnia, and almost NEVER get any eye !
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2020
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lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
by michael foolsley July 31, 2012
Get the try before you buy mug.not hearing shit from a prospective employer after sending a resume. -perhaps you out and out weren't qualified, or didn't include the "magic word/s"!? -employers have to have everything perfect on a resume, then rarely have the common decency (or time!?) to at least contact you for the 'take-down'...-kind of makes one feel about two places above a 'tool' or 'machine'!!
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
did you ever hear back from JR Foolsley company john? -fuck no, i'm in resume limbo!!
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
Get the resume limbo mug.catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!
my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!
that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!
those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!
those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
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Get the tainted load mug.a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
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there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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