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a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!
that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
by michael foolsley February 22, 2011
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(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!
(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!
pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!
she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!
she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the traction mug.state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !
WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??
"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !
WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??
"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
john had spent a lifetime "burning in hell" trying to move slop
he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
by michael foolsley May 28, 2022
Get the move slop mug.a cheer or cheers used by various teams to 'pump up' competitors.
a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
i made up a fight song about the 'one that got away' specifically to console myself!
a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!
during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!
during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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Get the pop rocks mug.something catastrophically (or NOT!) FAILING! probably sourced from the ancient (1960's and earlier) CARTOONS !!
a person, place or thing going BAD !!
i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY
CRETINESQUE !!
a person, place or thing going BAD !!
i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY
CRETINESQUE !!
seen john lately ? nope! , i heard he and lauren went blooey !!
i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!
sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !
i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!
sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !
by michael foolsley November 8, 2021
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