michael foolsley's definitions

jiggle the handle

shaking toilet handle to re-seat float valve, avoidance of dealing with permanent fix for same. GREAT rock band name!!

i better go jiggle the god damn handle!

tonight me and duane are going to see jiggle the handle

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

god of sex

the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!!
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jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!!

the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

jersey the toilet

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!

rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

bang that ass

a delicately sensitive description of the sex act!

at that particular moment john's entire world revolved around his plan to bang that ass...!

that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!

hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

extra small drink

a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept

my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...

the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !

get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!

by michael foolsley July 11, 2022

crack that crotch

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'

that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010