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might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
by michael foolsley December 2, 2020
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might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
by michael foolsley December 3, 2020
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do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 4, 2020
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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lesbo frosties

the 'cold' response from a lesbian, when approached by a hetrosexual male suddenly, icicles appear everywhere...
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
mick tried to chat up a 'bird', but received the lesbo frosties !
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2021
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SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!

something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)
by michael foolsley March 26, 2021
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picking 'em up, laying 'em down

to walk !

response from a young, darker pigmented human after being asked how he would get to "big game"
magoo! , how you getting to the game ? magoo: "picking 'em up, laying 'em down ! "
by michael foolsley March 29, 2021
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