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crotch glue

assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!

my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??

as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!

her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!

crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
by michael foolsley February 21, 2013
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folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)
those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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DNA @ the door

need for sex, horny, overwhelming need for sexual satisfaction, and assorted ways of dealing with same
DNA @ the door was driving (name) about out of their mind

judy awoke with DNA @ the door

what will YOU do, with DNA @ the door??
by michael foolsley December 7, 2010
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tock clock

imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'
jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock

judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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'poison'

spermatozoa, male ejaculate -that which would drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!, -a strong persuader, -the 'load' women have little sympathy/empathy for...
the 'poison' was putting john on 'edge'

the 'poison' and the swelling was driving john about half mad!

judy ground the 'poison' out of john, instantly relieving the swelling, and lessening the infection

tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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rally round my butt stink

suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!
they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!

those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!

those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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