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by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the live ammunition mug.i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life
they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
Get the crackle to life mug.ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the phone slave mug.jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 5, 2022
Get the scrub the launch mug.the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 15, 2021
Get the move shot mug.a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the allergic to people mug.'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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