michael foolsley's definitions

shepherd the punk

child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??

steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2021

jesus's

what to call a christian nationalist business !

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!

by michael foolsley December 1, 2021

extra small drink

a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept

my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...

the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !

get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!

by michael foolsley July 11, 2022

American fat

a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!

of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!

dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!

let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!

by michael foolsley July 12, 2022

Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!

a sad homage to overpopulation, that can be stated when in a "sardine" type situation ( ie: crowds, traffic, TOO SMALL venues, e.t.c. (live music venues that have everything but SPACE!)

the statement can be finished ('garnished') with: everybody's making MORE, except crazy (title/name HERE)

did you hear?, jan is PREGGERS! (Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!...shakes head sadly !)

there can NEVER be enough humans, YES!, Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!

the body makers @ U.D. HATED my statement: Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! !!

by michael foolsley July 15, 2022

fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born

" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !

by michael foolsley July 22, 2022

where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!

two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

by michael foolsley July 23, 2022