dungs

FOOD -the destiny of food, what food will become!, you know this because you are a psychic, a fortune teller. you've eaten, waited; then deffed! -you've done the math! you're good with equation/s!!
just got merged! -i'm heading out to foolsley's to get me some damn dungs!!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
mugGet the dungsmug.

got something

fine looking human, possessor of "the goods" as well as a kind of indescribable sexual mojo. sex with this type of specimen would be a 'tumble to remember'
that bird got me with her strut, then her mojo! -shes' got something

that laurens' most certainly got something!!

hes' definitely got something!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
mugGet the got somethingmug.

transpos interuptus

(driving) -signaling WHEN turning!!! -giving absolutely no early notice of your desire to turn until too late!!!, leaving following driver hanging 'high and dry' (just like coitus interuptus!!) to fight for their right to move ('party') against oncoming/flowing traffic!! -not a pleasant predicament to find oneself in!!! -may these brain-dead 'souls' all 'catch' terminal cancer!!!
that piece of shit put me in transpos interuptus

i was left burning in transpos interruptus
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the transpos interuptusmug.

chyme thyme

the bitter substance that visits the back of the throat when belching or puking.......
urrrrppp! let me get some water mate, its' chyme thyme!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the chyme thymemug.

piggyback fees

when purchasing a ticket for just about anything, one can NEVER pay a 'flat', all 'inclusive fee'...!!

-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)

this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!

-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!
did you get mike foolsley tickets? -yeah the price is reasonable, but the piggyback fees will eat your ass up!!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2010
mugGet the piggyback feesmug.

embrace the devil

try to like or understand something you dislike, don't understand, or perhaps don't know as much as you think you know about it

walk in anothers' shoes
that rush limbaughs a fat prick, but we went out drinking and i had a good time- hes' cool, i had to embrace the devil with him.

judy had to embrace the devil when having her first anal

i went out with a bunch of liberals, -man, before i knew it i was smokin' weed...they were all right! i had to embrace the devil with them.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the embrace the devilmug.

tearass

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!
judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tearass is a rare and precious fart!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the tearassmug.