the axis

what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love
just ask the axis he/she knows everything

we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything

that woman thinks shes' the axis
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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gives good phone

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them
damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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get into gear

the sex act! -psychically 'traveling' from point 'A' to point 'B' by influence of the motion involved, as well as the 'meshing' of parts!! -by the time one is red lining, he/she better have their seat belt on!!
i'd love to get into gear with that strumpet! -what a way to exit this life!!

she wanted nothing more than to get into gear with her gay friend!! -she knew he would be 'quality transportation'!!

the teen was burning in hell to get into gear!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
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the processing

the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner
john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing

the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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prime parts

prime parts -sex parts (saw this term on a chicken package years ago.)
prime parts consist of: vagina, scrotum/balls, hose
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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power lunch on my _________

the insult YOU create!!
this new boss can power lunch on my _________ (body waste, shit, poo, diarrhea etc!!)
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
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old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent
i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
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