by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
the three phases of sex!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
by michael foolsley December 06, 2011
cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
by michael foolsley March 07, 2022
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'
almost always a young/er male
almost always a young/er male
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009