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might as well get out and walk

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!
a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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new slaver

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
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surrey on

go somewhere, travel -(from the ancient song 'surrey down to the stone soul picnic', written by laura nyro (R.I.P.) and performed by the insipid 5th dimension)

a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage
lets' surrey on down to the bluntsman's and procure some 'goodness'

i'm going to surrey on over to jane's for a 'taste'
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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popeye punch

the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch

that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch

i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!

samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
by michael foolsley July 10, 2010
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trash can liner

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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perkers

young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"

judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!

putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
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taster's choice

john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!

sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies

rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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