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super toilet panic

keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!

i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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box or ashes

june stated she wanted a box when asked, box or ashes ?

do you want a box or ashes?

don't like things crawling on me, isle take ashes!!
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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fight song

a cheer or cheers used by various teams to 'pump up' competitors.

a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
i made up a fight song about the 'one that got away' specifically to console myself!

a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!

during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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clinical pizza oven

next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!

i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2011
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rick mybarrs

lick my balls in japenglish
rick mybarrs
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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call to worship

NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'
all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'

upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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a-heavin'

throwing something -this is a direct quote from charles starkweather, serial killer: *nobody knowed better than to say nothing to me when i was A-HEAVIN' their goddamned garbage.* -What incredibly beautiful abstract, poetic symetry!! -simply rolls off the tongue!!
we was a-heavin' them bottles on the railroad track
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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