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a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!
inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.
same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.
same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!
jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!
i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!
i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
by michael foolsley September 11, 2011
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looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
Get the clinical pizza oven mug.'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
by michael foolsley September 22, 2011
Get the eraser rot mug.'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...
you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
by michael foolsley May 3, 2023
Get the sport food mug.same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
Get the food porn tv mug.the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
Get the petros mug.avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!
the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!
janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!
janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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