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move shot

the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot

lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 15, 2021
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marinating my chicken

re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)

lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!

i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
mugGet the marinating my chickenmug.
the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
mugGet the where's all this money supposed to come from ?mug.

spermalicious

person, food or object so fine it encourages the semen to flow!!
that human is spermalicious!

that guitar is spermalicious!

that (food item) is spermalicious!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
mugGet the spermaliciousmug.

compartment

an apartment; specifically, an 'efficiency' or extremely small apartment.
i was b-b-banging peyton in my compartment, when her head began hitting the wall!

the hag in the compartment below, started banging on a pipe when we were vigorously 'socking it home' at 3A!!

got to get out of this compartment and get my 40 acres and a mule!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
mugGet the compartmentmug.

sexual reentry

returning to the world of the 'high and dry' from a trip to the milky way, with a sex partner. much mental carbon fiber is needed to avoid burn up upon return to this atmosphere.
my sexual reentry wasn't too bad with judy, her girlfriend took a shine to me.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the sexual reentrymug.

phone slave

someone who CANNOT ignore a ringing telephone!!
ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!

john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
mugGet the phone slavemug.

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