the one friend you CANNOT get 'down and dirty' with! who will make you stop your prattle when the subject gets too GRAPHIC! -you always remain slightly 'hurt' because you've just gotten to the 'good part'
...and then the puke spewed out of my mouth and into the fan...-STOP!!- thats' enough!, i've heard enough!! -sure!, you bet!, mr decorum
jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!
when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it!
i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!
jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!
when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it!
i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!
by michael foolsley December 06, 2011
phophetic words of observational wisdom from the genius responsible for writing the brilliant song of the streets, 'i'm a girl watcher'
what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!
another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!
of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!
another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!
of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
watching the unbelievable sidewalk 'show', joe could only mutter, mmm, mmm, mmm!
at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!
as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!
as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
by michael foolsley August 07, 2012
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!
judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 03, 2022
by michael foolsley December 14, 2018
keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
by michael foolsley August 31, 2023