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pack a wallop

powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'
cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!

the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!

jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!

rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
by michael foolsley August 17, 2010
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intestinal sculpture

art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!

just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!

'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
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air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!
reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
by michael foolsley March 5, 2010
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spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing
john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
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money tweet

getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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that place!, those people!

the damning realization one shortly will have to get out the door and GO TO WORK!!

unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!

not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!

HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
in an idle moment during the week-end, i found myself thinking...-that place!, those people!

a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!

the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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