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money tweet

getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
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space travel

orgasm, male OR female

-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...
i'd like to space travel with him/her, hes'/shes' got the goods!

she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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burning in hell

the male predicament

the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.

a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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lets' all get sloppy fat

goal for the more patriotic american
i've got an idea, we've all all been working for 'change' but can't do anything about anything so, lets' all get sloppy fat!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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paisley sealy

terrifically body-fluided mattress
dude!, you need to dump that paisley sealy! think it could tell some stories?
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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sexual actuality

actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)

-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!

nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!

this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!

i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!

after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
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