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after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
john couldn't find a milk maid to help in removal of his male soul milk !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
by michael foolsley December 20, 2018
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john will never be far from where there are folks gettin' right
john will never be far from where there are folks gettin' right
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...
-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!
not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...
-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!
wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!
her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!
she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!
her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!
she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!
by michael foolsley June 29, 2011
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Get the burns off mug.those who think their body waste is un-odoriferous because they eat a meat free diet. -many of these people are quick to 'stink' on a meat-eater or, at the very least; 'preach' a little bit!
that veg nazi was giving me a withering look
sharon the veg nazi was giving me 'poison' looks while i was eating my hamburger!!
a veg nazi is like all the rest who can't seem to mind their own business!!
sharon the veg nazi was giving me 'poison' looks while i was eating my hamburger!!
a veg nazi is like all the rest who can't seem to mind their own business!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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