Definitions by michael foolsley

porcelain vortex 

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

porcelain vortex by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

flooding somebodys' tubin'

placing and/or deposition of the 'hot load', the sex act

john dreamed of flooding somebodys' tubin'
she want him to flood her tubin'
he wanted to flood somebodys' tubin'

flooding somebodys' tubin' by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

folks gettin' right

smoking of the satanic gage, weed, boo, jive stick, etc

i came out of jane's and whiffed some folks gettin' right

john will never be far from where there are folks gettin' right

folks gettin' right by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

christ beat

constantly try to sell another on christ

john was a great guy when he wasn't trying to christ beat you

christ beat by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

pump a plump lump 

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister

i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

pump a plump lump by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

electric blond 

hair color somewhere between platinum blond and white (aibino lite?)

i wanted 'do' that electric blond but she was sp-o-o-o-o-ky action!!!!!!!

electric blond by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

industrial reproduction

creation of humans without regard to consequences of same
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?

he was making bodies industrial reproduction style, quick as he could cream!!

she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction

industrial reproduction by michael foolsley November 30, 2009