john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.
i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'
that dino rock can suckle my cock!
i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'
that dino rock can suckle my cock!
by michael foolsley January 07, 2010
rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
ah-nold schwartzenegger!
male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility
(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility
(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
load of slop made a fool of ah-nold, hes' the sperminator!
the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,
poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator
that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,
poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator
that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
after the pickup bar rebuff, his only recourse was to go off and summon the hot drops!
she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!
he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops
she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!
he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops
by michael foolsley July 25, 2010
wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion
i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!
when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
by michael foolsley February 06, 2010