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female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
Get the 1/2 a perky butt mug.a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
Get the pre-boned mug.VEGGERS IGNORE!!!!!!!! -legendary hamburger created by one east coast chain, (top's) then absorbed by another (gino's) mid-70's
-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!
-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!
-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-got all fucked-up then went to gino's and got me a sirloiner!! my stomach went into orgiastic spasms!!
they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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Get the gone triangle mug.*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
Get the action my reaction mug.a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'
-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'
OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'
OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!
ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)
fat people are often not very quality transportation
she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)
fat people are often not very quality transportation
she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley June 6, 2011
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