michael foolsley's definitions

oasis

where one gets their money from

hes' got a trust fund, he can tap that oasis and buy all the pie he can fuck or eat! -i've got hustlers a-hustle tryin' to tap my oasis!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

pop rocks

the creamy 'candy' dispensed from the penis !

john was working overtime trying to 'crack that crotch' and pop rocks
he popped his rocks !

by michael foolsley December 14, 2018

blooey

something catastrophically (or NOT!) FAILING! probably sourced from the ancient (1960's and earlier) CARTOONS !!

a person, place or thing going BAD !!

i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY

CRETINESQUE !!

seen john lately ? nope! , i heard he and lauren went blooey !!

i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!

sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !

by michael foolsley November 8, 2021

going bad

the body muscles atrophying and turning to fat
used in medicine re: patient status ie: hes' going bad
rotting milk, fruit, vegetables

cheryl once had a perky butt, but upon looking in a mirror; realized it was going bad!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

cock sadness

the end of sex for the male, either the actual moment of ejaculation; or the 'last bit of lurching before launch'. -the awareness that several moments will have to pass (if you're lucky) before re-charge.

after all the labor invested in sex, cock sadness is a sad and inevitable truth.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

get a new brain

dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!

when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!

-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!

she needs to get a new brain!!

-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!

by michael foolsley February 6, 2010

skin phobia

those deathly afraid of ever baring their 'treasures', who worship at the altar of the fabric covered

alison had the skin phobia, she'd never bare her 'treasures'

the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley December 15, 2009