at our church, pastor peterson preached that sex was for creation not recreation. a weak voice from the back replied, yeah but what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk!!!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
specific to 'older' males!! -the soul possessing need for sex easing up a bit (just a bit!!) upon approaching "old age"
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
john was weary of sex, he decided to stay home and 'strike off'!!
he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.
never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.
this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.
this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!
as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!
geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!
geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
by michael foolsley December 09, 2011
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
by michael foolsley February 21, 2013
comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
by michael foolsley January 11, 2012
the body muscles atrophying and turning to fat
used in medicine re: patient status ie: hes' going bad
rotting milk, fruit, vegetables
used in medicine re: patient status ie: hes' going bad
rotting milk, fruit, vegetables
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009