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doability

-measure of ones' sex appeal (-doug "greaseman" tracht)
that bitch has got 90% doability!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the doabilitymug.

dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
mugGet the dunged cleanmug.

transpo

any form of transportation: car, plane, motorcycle weed, lsd, sex, etc -anything that gets one from point a to point b!!
that bitch was QUALITY transpo!!

got me some new transpo!

lets' take my transpo! aint'snt got no transpo!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the transpomug.

stinkum

perfume,body lotion, body scents of any kind, very often applied way too heavily, (male OR female!)
that bitch had on so much stinkum, i all but gagged

that dude on the bus, had on so much stinkum, it was almost pukin' time!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the stinkummug.

challengically challenged

mentally and physically impotent, incapable of doing or accomplishing anything.
he couldn't breathe because he was challengically challenged
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the challengically challengedmug.

crack or joker

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??
i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
mugGet the crack or jokermug.

bumped

fired, terminated, 'let-go', layed-off, R.I.F., OUT THE DOOR!!...

-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)

bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
mcfoolsley co. bumped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!

Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch

working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...

u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!

you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
by michael foolsley October 24, 2011
mugGet the bumpedmug.

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