Definitions by michael foolsley

bye bye

baby, infant, newborn -bye bye to your time, money, quiet, corvette, stratocaster, etc ...hello to slavery and ego pump!

we had our bye bye and did some trading: good bye to our, money, time, quiet, things...-hello to us as saviors!

bye bye by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

tending ones' patch by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

bottom burned 

what parents would say to children re: spanking

what life can do to one

'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'

he got his bottom burned by the trooper

bottom burned by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

lead in the head

suicide by firearm

after seeing his mother in the nursing home, lead in the head was looking better and better to john.

a little lead in the head! , -thats' the ticket!!

lead in the head by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

the healing 

sexual satisfaction and/or release

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'

the healing by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

whole lot of healing 

setting down with a nice bag of 'product', or other kind of 'healing' joy! -preparing for the 'pain/s' to melt away!!

after performing major brain surgery, dr mcdreamy sat down to 'unwind' with a brand new bag of 'skonk', -'whole lot of healing' he mumbled to himself!!

judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt

whole lot of healing by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

cock sadness 

the end of sex for the male, either the actual moment of ejaculation; or the 'last bit of lurching before launch'. -the awareness that several moments will have to pass (if you're lucky) before re-charge.

after all the labor invested in sex, cock sadness is a sad and inevitable truth.

cock sadness by michael foolsley December 2, 2009