Definitions by michael foolsley

buttle kotex 

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks

shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!

buttle kotex by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

dream of sex 

what drives, propels, often dominates, and is the very essence of the male. for women to underestimate this dream (and drive!) is a heartbreaking, terrible mistake. -to mine it for money is even worse!!

john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!

dream of sex by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

tock clock 

imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'

jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock

judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!

tock clock by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

hophead's prayer 

prayer said to the god of intox that good 'product' will come around!

big bull said a hophead's prayer before he went to sleep

hophead's prayer by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

christmas pimp 

selling out of christmas! money hustle anywhere and everywhere, disguising itself as worship of jesus

i work in retail, this time of year i feel like a christmas pimp!

those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!

christmas pimp by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

homeless person's law 

a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!

space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law

homeless person's law by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

stoplight weasel 

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.

those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!

stoplight weasel by michael foolsley December 3, 2009