alcohol delusion

the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!

-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!

give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!

judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
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get wise

suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!

you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!

you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!

you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
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get off the ground

to leave the bonds of gravity by whatever means: airplane, music, drugs, success/money, sex
the music is powerful when we can get off the ground

that gage was strong enough to get me off the ground

she was able to get me off the ground with the grinding she administered!!
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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nikita bags

soft filmy plastic shopping bags (aka; urban tumbleweeds)

here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...

having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
john had to get control of his nikita bags, he couldn't have one landing on top of the baby's HEAD!

the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!

jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag

the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
by michael foolsley September 06, 2011
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live ammunition

active spermatozoa
it turned out john wasn't just shooting blanks, he was shooting live ammunition
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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the employer

annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
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the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley June 05, 2011
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