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M.S.T.

money spending therapy!!

the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
i've been eating this bird seed all week, tonight i'm going for some M.S.T. and getting me some sushi!!

i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!

i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
by michael foolsley April 2, 2010
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labor pains

i almost gave birth on the floor, my labor pains were so intense!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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loss of precision

after effects of the alcohol abuser, poor inability to 'censor', or 'control' ones' actions/spoken word with little 'reasonable' sensibility. -consequently careening straight into verbal or physical collision..........

DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
dan scared the sorority girls when he climbed on top of the car at 65mph, they quickly became attuned to his lack of precision.

after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
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soil point

when a person, place, or thing (noun!) reaches the point of needing cleaning!
this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point

pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!

she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!

my (your choice!) has reached soil point
by michael foolsley April 7, 2011
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old tomato

i was given and old tomato, either move with the job; or be 'layed-off'

she gave him an old tomato, ring or no more 'thing'!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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piscetarian

john is a piscetarian, hes' GOT to be homo!!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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recovery room

bedroom, icu -place to 'sleep it off'
wheres' dave dude?

hes' in the recovery room
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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