you can't look that good and not pick up sticks ! , it's a natural LAW !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
by michael foolsley April 01, 2021

won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!
that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

what realtors sell! -'house' is never spoken in real estate!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
i didn't even know those 'homes' were there!!
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
by michael foolsley February 04, 2010

let's go to the pickup bar , i need to find a manufacturing facility !
there's ONLY eight billion people !! , NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH HUMANS !!
i like to "pump slop" , but in a manufacturing facility, appears to be UNWISE !
societal law (AND the CHURCH!) states: YOU (the male) MUST PUMP SLOP IN A manufacturing facility !!
manufacturing facility was NOT published ! , i went out to seek same !!
there's ONLY eight billion people !! , NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH HUMANS !!
i like to "pump slop" , but in a manufacturing facility, appears to be UNWISE !
societal law (AND the CHURCH!) states: YOU (the male) MUST PUMP SLOP IN A manufacturing facility !!
manufacturing facility was NOT published ! , i went out to seek same !!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2023

baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009

let's go to jesus's !
really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !
got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !
got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
by michael foolsley December 01, 2021
