michael foolsley's definitions

my chateau

ones' residence, home, lean-to, tent, campsite, place under bridge abutment, and/or misc. lodgings

lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'

my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!

i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

edibility

degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!

i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!

shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!

she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!

by michael foolsley September 3, 2011

push something

extol something, what sales 'people' do... (this term was actually used by my grandfather, 40 years ago!)

as soon as i walk in the door, somebody calls me to push something
the telephone rang and it was somebody pushing something

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

geographical chameleon

an area you haven't been to in a very, very, long time. you remember it one way, but by the time you get back the 'developers' have closed in, and though the 'lay of the land' is pretty much the same, new buildings/architecture (bizarrechitecture? (-urban dict.word!) have 'gone up' and you no longer recognize the place.

went back to pooptown after fifteen years and it had become a geographical chameleon!

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

trash can liner

prophylactic, rubber

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

let me off

a phrase indicting 'free' movement of something, even if only temporary/brief. state of time/space where one encounters no barriers/'controlling factors' of any kind.

i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)

this chronic fucking let me off, i was circling venus!

that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!

they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!

by michael foolsley July 8, 2011

pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically

daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009