by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
lying about ones' penis size and enlargement of same for every lie told, until penis cannot be normally contained in pants, etc
jan: he was a real choadochio, he didn't have much more than a piggie's tail...
such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!
such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
young woman capable of spontaneous celebration!, -preparation and appointment rarely needed.
a rare and wonderful species, these stellar attributes usually 'wash away' with the ticking of the 'biological" clock. -one usually doesn't have to wait for the party doll.
party dolls are usually quick to 'grind the poison' out of a fellow in 'pain'.
a rare and wonderful species, these stellar attributes usually 'wash away' with the ticking of the 'biological" clock. -one usually doesn't have to wait for the party doll.
party dolls are usually quick to 'grind the poison' out of a fellow in 'pain'.
by michael foolsley November 21, 2009
switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)
sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
by michael foolsley January 09, 2010
how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!
we need to bill shitmore our new business!
we need to bill shitmore our new business!
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011