Definitions by michael foolsley

curse of sex 

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

curse of sex by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

pray to 

acknowledging the 'god' (multi-religion) and/or 'jesus' of something.

i pray to those new mcfoolsley guitars!

i pray to that german chocolate cake!

i pray to that bitch's gear!

pray to by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

excruciatingly 

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it, ie; so good it hurts!)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

excruciatingly 

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

grocery store ghost 

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

grocery store ghost by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

grocery store etiquette 

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)

laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!

grocery store etiquette by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

soul phone 

cell phone *the precious telecommunication device many people CANNOT be without for two seconds!, -connected to their innermost soul* -talking about a MIGHTY IMPORTANT MAN/WOMAN here!!

gina called her soul phone jesus, because it was her savior!

he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!

he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph

soul phone by michael foolsley December 8, 2009