Definitions by michael foolsley
offload that bage
take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
offload that bage by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
magic marker beard
1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
magic marker beard by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
super toilet panic
keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
super toilet panic by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
frequent flyer miles to hell
response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
frequent flyer miles to hell by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
the axis
what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love
just ask the axis he/she knows everything
we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything
that woman thinks shes' the axis
we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything
that woman thinks shes' the axis
the axis by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
energy center
the vaginal orifice of the female
she granted him a crack at her energy center, then promptly made a mess out of him!
he was churning and burning in her energy center
he was churning and burning in her energy center
energy center by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
get rubbery
take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
get rubbery by michael foolsley December 11, 2009