michael foolsley's definitions
trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
Get the try to shitmug. now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
by michael foolsley April 30, 2011
Get the myanmar shavemug. if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
Get the right fartmug. cell phone *the precious telecommunication device many people CANNOT be without for two seconds!, -connected to their innermost soul* -talking about a MIGHTY IMPORTANT MAN/WOMAN here!!
gina called her soul phone jesus, because it was her savior!
he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!
he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph
he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!
he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the soul phonemug. sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
Get the oral defecationmug. don blue got the pickup bar re-buff, and it was gasoline on the flames of his hydraulic angst!!
cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!
the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!
cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!
the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!
by michael foolsley May 16, 2011
Get the hydraulic angstmug. john doe type of name for business when you can't remember the business name, it isn't important, is obvious, or simply doesn't matter. (or you don't give a shit)
mike foolsley ford, mike foolsleys, foolsley's, etc
where'd you eat last night dude? me an jan went down the street to foolsley's
where'd you eat last night dude? me an jan went down the street to foolsley's
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the mike foolsleymug.