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Definitions by michael foolsley

offload that bage 

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!

magic marker beard 

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard

super toilet panic

keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!

i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!

frequent flyer miles to hell 

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love
just ask the axis he/she knows everything

we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything

that woman thinks shes' the axis
the axis by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

energy center 

she granted him a crack at her energy center, then promptly made a mess out of him!
he was churning and burning in her energy center
energy center by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

get rubbery 

take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!

she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
get rubbery by michael foolsley December 11, 2009