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johns' unit is a conduit for 'hot sauce'
that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!
i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!
i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2009
Get the conduit mug.an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
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that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!
that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!
that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2021
Get the NLPB mug.not hearing shit from a prospective employer after sending a resume. -perhaps you out and out weren't qualified, or didn't include the "magic word/s"!? -employers have to have everything perfect on a resume, then rarely have the common decency (or time!?) to at least contact you for the 'take-down'...-kind of makes one feel about two places above a 'tool' or 'machine'!!
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
did you ever hear back from JR Foolsley company john? -fuck no, i'm in resume limbo!!
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
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lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
by michael foolsley July 31, 2012
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from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)
from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)
i've got (the) insomnia, and almost NEVER get any eye !
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2020
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