michael foolsley's definitions

basketball tits

HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)

those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!

those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

gone triangle

gravitation to female homosexuality ie: "HAIRY triangle"

have you seen jane lately ? no! , i heard she's gone triangle

by michael foolsley October 16, 2021

capper

handicapped person

i'm going to let loose in that capper stall

don't park in that capper spot

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

re-educated

thinking one is going to get sex, only to find out they are DEAD WRONG!

i THOUGHT i was going to "crack that crotch" , but i was re-educated !

by michael foolsley August 19, 2023

pump bulk

have sex with a fat person

i'm going to pump bulk tonight
john really likes to pump bulk

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

left the building

dead, death, expired, "passed away", checked-out, etc!

anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??

shes' left the building

elizabeth edwards has left the building....!

that old fool left the building!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2010

kream dream

(masc.) -a male's ideal sex partner. the 'divine specimen' to 'paint' with ejaculate!

alison was jim's kream dream!

rosanna was one man's kream dream

his friends suggested he 'dream on' re: his kream dream!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010