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EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!
that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the god's golf partner mug.EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the little jesus mug.another way of saying 'go fuck yourself' while indicating the individual might be 'making you sick' as well!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the drink my puke mug.specific to 'older' males!! -the soul possessing need for sex easing up a bit (just a bit!!) upon approaching "old age"
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
john was weary of sex, he decided to stay home and 'strike off'!!
he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
joe couldn't get a 'taste' so he was forced to 'strike off'
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the strike off mug.judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the keys to the kingdom mug.just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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