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skin pastry bag

"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"

skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!
people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !

buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!

have a go at my skin pastry bag !!
by michael foolsley April 18, 2022
mugGet the skin pastry bagmug.

not having a shittin' damn thing

a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??

these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...

were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.

the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!

get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!

he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
mugGet the not having a shittin' damn thingmug.

bubbling crude

raw sewage (also: oil- from the beverly hillbillies tv show)
there was a sewage back-up at the house, and up from the ground came a bubbling crude!
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
mugGet the bubbling crudemug.

king midas in reverse

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!
the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!
by michael foolsley February 5, 2010
mugGet the king midas in reversemug.

sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
mugGet the sig uddermug.

the hawk

IN NORTHERN SAUDI ARABIA (AP)-Paratroopers call it "The Hawk" a piercing chill that cuts to the bone with a talon-like grip. -newark star ledger, 1/31/91
i about froze my koch, -thanks to the hawk!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the the hawkmug.

whistle for cancer

whistling for cancer like you were calling you're dog!!

response to someone expressing concerns that an activity like eating or smoking, can have hidden potential, risks for cancer.
also, a 'devil may care', masochistic, 'don't give a damn'!, 'bring it on'!! attitude towards the 'called out' activity.

-if there were charlatans re: health all through history, why would we be any 'smarter' now? better technology is not a definite 'catch-all'. -cell phones are suspect now, lap held radar guns have proven to give cops 'ball' cancer, so why couldn't something as simple and innocuous as say, plastic; be a cancer causer?? (radio & cell waves?) asbestos and DDT, once worshiped; now have the 'stamp of the devil'

-hey, hey, hey, "its' all good!" -'whistle for cancer'!!
hey bull!, you sure eat a lot of 'shit sandwiches'! '-whistle for cancer'!!
you're not worried breathing all those paint fumes?? '-whistle for cancer'!!
-you sure got a thing for those cig-o-rets, mi-cole!! -whistle for cancer!
you could catch 'the' cancer soaking up all that 'tainted shot'!! -whistle for cancer!!
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
mugGet the whistle for cancermug.

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