cobra and the mongoose

opposite or contrasting point/s of view
dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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helmet or pixie

women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!
julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!

helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
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pump a plump lump

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister
i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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prophet of doom

the one friend you have who can always be counted upon to apply some 'stink' to a situation, "rain on your parade" or otherwise foretell what is going to go wrong! -i.e.: a 'bummer', mr./ms. NEGATIVITY!!
john is the prophet of doom, he was constantly worried about the police during the 'rave-up'!

during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!
by michael foolsley February 08, 2012
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magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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effluentially challenged

one who doesn't care much for sex because of the discharge/s of bodily fluids (usually females!)
when john 'spunked down' and lisa saw spunk on the bed, he, thought he was going to be 'de-balled', she was effluentially challenged!!

sharon appeared less than enthusiastic about the 'mess' that remained after their 'work-out, effluentially challenged being that she was!!

judy about gagged when john spunked! she was extremely effluentially challenged!
by michael foolsley January 01, 2010
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