michael foolsley's definitions
VEGGERS IGNORE!!!!!!!! -legendary hamburger created by one east coast chain, (top's) then absorbed by another (gino's) mid-70's
-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!
-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!
-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-got all fucked-up then went to gino's and got me a sirloiner!! my stomach went into orgiastic spasms!!
they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
Get the sirloinermug. HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)
those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!
those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!
those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the basketball titsmug. younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the show me yours i'll show you minemug. the mute button on my tv remote control
better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!
when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")
i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!
when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")
i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
Get the the REAL "savior"mug. by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the get horizontalmug. bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
by michael foolsley April 3, 2021
Get the get holymug. a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
Get the cat on the beachmug.