cage up

prison, jail, lock-up; confinement and isolation from the general public, preventing potential 'stink-on' of others.

(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
the 'hard-core' were out to cage up those smoking 'muggles', instead of drinking martinis!

the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!

they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
by michael foolsley June 17, 2011
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upsy daisy bage

something to say to the trash bag as you pick it up.
i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?

upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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went wild

aberrant behavior -human behavior of a less-than-"civilized" (or "sane") nature! -supreme 'stink-upon' of another/other being/s!
joe stack went wild, got in his plane and crashed into the I.R.S. building; showing them all a lesson!
the abortion non-believer went wild, and shot that bastard doctor!
the va tech shooter went wild with his armament! -some MORE 'blue ball' casualties!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
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bang that ass

a delicately sensitive description of the sex act!
at that particular moment john's entire world revolved around his plan to bang that ass...!

that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!

hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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feather my props

lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch

i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
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strike off

male masturbation -the parallel of striking a match against a rough surface to get a flame.

i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
joe couldn't get a 'taste' so he was forced to 'strike off'

there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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