speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!
john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!
joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
by michael foolsley May 20, 2012
shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
by michael foolsley May 01, 2011
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
those who think their body waste is un-odoriferous because they eat a meat free diet. -many of these people are quick to 'stink' on a meat-eater or, at the very least; 'preach' a little bit!
that veg nazi was giving me a withering look
sharon the veg nazi was giving me 'poison' looks while i was eating my hamburger!!
a veg nazi is like all the rest who can't seem to mind their own business!!
sharon the veg nazi was giving me 'poison' looks while i was eating my hamburger!!
a veg nazi is like all the rest who can't seem to mind their own business!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010