michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the hammer off some hot dropsmug. someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
by michael foolsley August 6, 2012
Get the burger junkiemug. something to say whenever the spirit moves you. it is a reflection on 'these trying times' and dealing with same.
to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
Get the my mind! my mind!mug. by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the get horizontalmug. bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
by michael foolsley April 3, 2021
Get the get holymug. a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
Get the cat on the beachmug. a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
Get the child-proof capmug.