mental neutral

unable to focus on any one thing. forgetting what is 3" from your nose. not specific to old people.

unable to get the mind 'in gear'
i was gonna look up this word but my stupid mind went into mental neutral.

had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2023
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shield those tits

STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
that woman looks cold! yeah: STT! Shield those tits!
by michael foolsley December 07, 2009
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peer's syndrome

need to constantly PEE!, specific to old people, also common in women of any age!
my poor old dead, dad would never leave the house because of peer's syndrome.

is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
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someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........
cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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shes' packing

well built human, possessor of "the gear"; ("shes' got the goods!!") -the best a human body could ever look!! (note: this definition is NOT specific to the female!, and could easily be applied to the male!!) ie; 'hes' packing'..... -"built like a brick shithouse"
my friend looked at me with a sort of faraway look and half-drool, and stated; 'shes' packing'!!

saw a dude at the gym and thought to myself, 'hes' packing!!'
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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resume limbo

not hearing shit from a prospective employer after sending a resume. -perhaps you out and out weren't qualified, or didn't include the "magic word/s"!? -employers have to have everything perfect on a resume, then rarely have the common decency (or time!?) to at least contact you for the 'take-down'...-kind of makes one feel about two places above a 'tool' or 'machine'!!

-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
did you ever hear back from JR Foolsley company john? -fuck no, i'm in resume limbo!!

i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
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