left the building

dead, death, expired, "passed away", checked-out, etc!

anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??
shes' left the building

elizabeth edwards has left the building....!

that old fool left the building!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2010
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thats not 'news'!

something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!!

after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!
the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!

like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!

lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2011
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well then DIE!, damn you!

a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma

physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:

patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!

as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'

as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
i'm not letting the gub mint put a micro chip in MY body...! "well then DIE!, damn you!"
by michael foolsley March 07, 2022
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traveled to rio

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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testosterone jones

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male
look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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deadly spins

obligatory centrifuge one finds themselves on after getting "drunked up" -the rotating voice informing one, 'ITS' PUKING TIME, DUDE!!' -arrival of the knowledge its' time for one to find a 'safe' place to puke!!
dean thought he was going to end the night 'clean', until it became clear he had the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
by michael foolsley January 24, 2010
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defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet
shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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