Definitions by michael foolsley
cretinesque
someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
cretinesque by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
cigarette load
a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
cigarette load by michael foolsley January 27, 2011
sandwich skate
the state where the 'guts' of a sandwich, (sub, hamburger, etc) INSIST on oozing out one side after or during the 'bite-down'; because of too much mayo, goo, etc...
an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
i was distracted by coo, before i noticed my sandwich skate!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
sandwich skate by michael foolsley January 19, 2011
belch speak
forming words with ones' mouth while belching...only the true belch 'masters' can get more than about a phrase before the gas expires.
belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)
-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'
belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)
-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'
i told her i loved her in belch speak
i apologized to the principal in belch speak
belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!
i apologized to the principal in belch speak
belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!
belch speak by michael foolsley January 18, 2011
garrote belch
tightening of the throat while belching, raising the belch pitch way higher, morphing the belch into more of a scream (or "rebel yell")
-always commands attention!!, folks can't figure out WHAT is happening!! -perfect for the college campus, or pub, bar!!
-always commands attention!!, folks can't figure out WHAT is happening!! -perfect for the college campus, or pub, bar!!
jim did a garrote belch, when he had that pretty blond all a-coo!!
i popped a garrote belch in the shopping mall, and a few heads spun around!!
i popped a garrote belch in the shopping mall, and a few heads spun around!!
garrote belch by michael foolsley January 17, 2011
colt retirement
concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
colt retirement by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
gobble gobble belch
upon releasing a nice belch, up and down wiggling / waggling of the tongue, to create a turkey-like sound.
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
i won over that spooky electric blond with a nice gobble gobble belch
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
gobble gobble belch by michael foolsley January 16, 2011