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Definitions by michael foolsley

working rag 

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!
i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!

reverse atm machine 

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!
my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!

that shit wrong, boy! 

response to discourse on cunnilingus from darker complected male.

-this USED to be the prevailing attitude of MANY african derived males. in recent years, the value of this (cunnilingus) has become more appreciated as an adjunct
compared to the sole application (and value) of the ramming penis!?. -many women simply do not "get off" from penile stimulation...

it has become MOST DEFINITELY valuable in exchange for the male "blow"...the "setting off" of a woman can NEVER be a bad (or "wrong") thing!!.

after years of encountering this sentiment, (that shit wrong, boy!) it was a breath of fresh air when i heard a black guy telling me, "my women NEVER leave man!", i said why? he just 'slurped' his tongue and lips...i started laughing like HELL!!
la teesha will do anything i want!! -whys' that, main?? (slurp,slurp!!) -response: that shit wrong, boy!

that shit wrong! is WRONG!, boy!!

sexy sandwich 

a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!
that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
sexy sandwich by michael foolsley February 22, 2011

toilaflex 

the KING of toilet plungers!!! shaped somewhat like a trumpet mute which forms a dung locking seal, without a battle or alignment problem! -delivers 'extreme unction' to the 'waste', STRONGLY encouraging departure!!

custodian or "sanitation engineer's" dream!!
big ed had blown a 'dung', flushed; and experienced toilet choke. he immediately reached for the toilaflex!!

a toilaflex won't take any 'crap' from some crap!

had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!
toilaflex by michael foolsley February 20, 2011

vocal recoil 

having a problem appreciating someones' singing or speaking voice
i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!

her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
vocal recoil by michael foolsley February 20, 2011

fuckin' ay! 

in total agreement!

-though urban dictionary has other fuckin' ay (or 'fucking' ay) definitions, i have always used the term as a total agreement type of term. i have always just dearly LOVED! the way it sounds! -its' one of those terms that just sounds like what it means!!

i'm FOREVER looking for words/terms that help make me sound like a 'Rhodes scholar'!!!

it sounds good as fucking ay too, -but to drop the 'g' gives it a bit more lost brain cell, or cretinesque flair!!
that jenkins 'babe' is smokin' hot!! -fuckin' ay!!

fuckin' ay is the BEST!! -fuckin' ay!!
fuckin' ay! by michael foolsley February 20, 2011