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i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!
john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.
call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.
call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
by michael foolsley April 10, 2011
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my locker combination is now disposable information
her favorite color has now become disposable information!
my locker combination is now disposable information
her favorite color has now become disposable information!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!
by michael foolsley September 13, 2022
Get the snap to mug.a "plain jane" who under duress could probably provide a wicked sexual "treatment", making short work of the male,
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
damn!, when that librarian puts on her glasses, she looks totally schoolmarmy.
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
Get the schoolmarmy mug.judy was just about to break me out of DNA prison when the fucking phone rang! -can't ignore THAT!!
DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!
guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!
lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!
one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!
one must break self out of DNA prison!
DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!
guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!
lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!
one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!
one must break self out of DNA prison!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
i'm ALWAYS looking for the TRUTH! , i joined fecaphiles for trump !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
by michael foolsley March 23, 2022
Get the FECAPHILES for TRUMP mug.male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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