michael foolsley's definitions

embrace the devil

try to like or understand something you dislike, don't understand, or perhaps don't know as much as you think you know about it

walk in anothers' shoes

that rush limbaughs a fat prick, but we went out drinking and i had a good time- hes' cool, i had to embrace the devil with him.

judy had to embrace the devil when having her first anal

i went out with a bunch of liberals, -man, before i knew it i was smokin' weed...they were all right! i had to embrace the devil with them.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

picking 'em up, laying 'em down

to walk !

response from a young, darker pigmented human after being asked how he would get to "big game"

magoo! , how you getting to the game ? magoo: "picking 'em up, laying 'em down ! "

by michael foolsley March 29, 2021

tearass

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!

judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tearass is a rare and precious fart!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

info shift

-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour

dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

dino rock

ancient rock n' roll -something your dinosaur ancestors "grooved" to!

john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.

i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'

that dino rock can suckle my cock!

by michael foolsley January 6, 2010

transpos interuptus

(driving) -signaling WHEN turning!!! -giving absolutely no early notice of your desire to turn until too late!!!, leaving following driver hanging 'high and dry' (just like coitus interuptus!!) to fight for their right to move ('party') against oncoming/flowing traffic!! -not a pleasant predicament to find oneself in!!! -may these brain-dead 'souls' all 'catch' terminal cancer!!!

that piece of shit put me in transpos interuptus

i was left burning in transpos interruptus

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009