michael foolsley's definitions

burn some rope

smoke some cannabis products

lets' burn some rope, then go to titty city!

lets' burn some rope, infant!

lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

currency ratio

ratio of palms needing 'greased' compared to the amount of palms 'offering' currency.

the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!

SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)

this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!

by michael foolsley August 8, 2010

bubble wrap crack

popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!

that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!

whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

pick up sticks

attract "boner owners" (also a children's game)

you can't look that good and not pick up sticks ! , it's a natural LAW !

she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !

by michael foolsley April 1, 2021

apply an oral vacuum

a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults

won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?

let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank

couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

rolling slows

a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

the employer

bruce springsteen

annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009