michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
Get the thumping kindmug. extremely messy, greasy, defecation
(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the bad dungmug. i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!
jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!
jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!
by michael foolsley March 5, 2010
Get the tock slantmug. man of steel (or 'men')
the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
jack was a true M.O.S.!! he took on some killer bikers and got seriously thrashed, but bounced back like a turd that wouldn't flush!
he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.
the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.
the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the M.O.S.mug. lets' burn some rope, then go to titty city!
lets' burn some rope, infant!
lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!
lets' burn some rope, infant!
lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the burn some ropemug. a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
Get the NOT the goose who lays the golden eggsmug. moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley April 18, 2011
Get the kadaffymug.