lost her kite

visible tampon string on the nude beach
shes' lost her kite!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.
those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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vulgar boatmen

cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')
fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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drugsie

something to call your friend while passing muggles, etc -while holding breath, of course! choffed out in a half-whisper
something for you, drugsie?

you take, drugsie!

here com der drugs, drugsie!

look alive, drugsie!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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precious metal

an engagement/wedding ring

'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.

jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.

he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
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excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)
she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
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an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
by michael foolsley October 08, 2020
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