visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.
the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!
that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!
he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!
he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
the string he left later transformed into a snail trail
the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
by michael foolsley March 22, 2011
the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2021