light my lecher lamp

visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.

the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!

similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!

that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!

he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011
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tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker
he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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string

long 'thread' of ejaculate -perhaps with some 'pearls'
the string he left later transformed into a snail trail

the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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must be free!

an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
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bubbling crude

raw sewage (also: oil- from the beverly hillbillies tv show)
there was a sewage back-up at the house, and up from the ground came a bubbling crude!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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soil point

when a person, place, or thing (noun!) reaches the point of needing cleaning!
this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point

pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!

she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!

my (your choice!) has reached soil point
by michael foolsley March 22, 2011
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move shot

the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot

lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2021
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