michael foolsley's definitions

heavy walker

ga-lump, heavy stride of a fat person

she was ga-lumping down the street, she was a heavy walker

he was over 400lbs, he was a heavy walker

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

where do you get money ?

the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !

that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !

if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "

by michael foolsley May 7, 2022

drink my puke

another way of saying 'go fuck yourself' while indicating the individual might be 'making you sick' as well!!

lick my flabby ass after i shit bitch!! DRINK MY PUKE!!

you can DRINK MY PUKE!! you piece of shit!!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

skin fever

malady experienced during winter, up until spring; when bodies are "bundled up" in fabric/s.

saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!

jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!

she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!

by michael foolsley May 20, 2011

I.A. supreme

the WORST and MOST SEVERE case of "irritated asshole" from messily defecating (or NOT) in a situation where no water is available
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!

ah "cut me a flop" but couldn't 'clean up' properly !.... "god's will" was to administer a case of I.A. supreme !

my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme

by michael foolsley September 15, 2022

transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!

friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023