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dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
Get the equine facedmug. another way of saying 'go fuck yourself' while indicating the individual might be 'making you sick' as well!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the drink my pukemug. on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!
friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble
good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
Get the transit garblemug. saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
by michael foolsley May 20, 2011
Get the skin fevermug. the WORST and MOST SEVERE case of "irritated asshole" from messily defecating (or NOT) in a situation where no water is available
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
ah "cut me a flop" but couldn't 'clean up' properly !.... "god's will" was to administer a case of I.A. supreme !
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
by michael foolsley September 15, 2022
Get the I.A. suprememug. those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
by michael foolsley January 5, 2022
Get the stiffsmug. by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the cocksman's lamentmug.