michael foolsley's definitions

measurable lot

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity

that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

trails

hallucinogenics -a visual 'trail' of a moving object commonly experienced with LSD. trails and body 'rushes' are some of the more interesting asides of the experience/s!!

i see the international space station, but i'm seeing trails from it!! -damn, bro! GOOD SHIT!

he moved his arm and i saw trails...

couldn't play guitar till i stopped 'peaking', i was still seeing trails!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

busy day doing nothing

industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!

doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.

usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj

those skin vultures are very often latino.

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

where do you get money ?

the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !

that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !

if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "

by michael foolsley May 7, 2022

heavy walker

ga-lump, heavy stride of a fat person

she was ga-lumping down the street, she was a heavy walker

he was over 400lbs, he was a heavy walker

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

wheelbarrow tits

what those who link up with large-chested females end up with! -after gravity does its' magic, these women won't need "braws"; they'll need wheelbarrows!! -VIVA SMALL CHESTED WOMEN!!

ah seed this babe at the nude beach with wheelbarrow tits!!

she had a nice body, but had the wheelbarrow tits!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009