by michael foolsley October 16, 2021
the 'run-away' tendency of the human body to 'get thick', due to chronological erosion, "fatty' foods, and/or lack of exercise.
there never seems to be any end to how big the body will get if left 'unchecked'!
there never seems to be any end to how big the body will get if left 'unchecked'!
wheres' janiece? dunno...prob'ly off gettin' thick!
she ate a large pizza, chug-a-lugged a case of beer, turned on the t.v.; then sat down to get thick!
the elderly woman's arms were gettin' thick!
his guts were gettin' thick from all the beer.........
she ate a large pizza, chug-a-lugged a case of beer, turned on the t.v.; then sat down to get thick!
the elderly woman's arms were gettin' thick!
his guts were gettin' thick from all the beer.........
by michael foolsley August 04, 2011
non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
by michael foolsley October 25, 2017
a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
by michael foolsley March 22, 2011
the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2021