Definitions by michael foolsley

i don't buy in bulk 

non-worship of body fat

hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!

i don't buy in bulk by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

bodies to burn 

things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks

how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!

bodies to burn by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

hollis brown

folk song about man who runs out of work, money; then wastes his entire family

-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!

hollis brown by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

I.A. 

irritated asshole -result of a 'bad dung' -no way to take shower or bidet, baby wipes

john wasn't big on deffing at work, as; he'd often get I.A.

I.A. by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

creation not recreation 

SEX -designating the 'act' for commerce, rather than enjoyment. accepted by non-orgasmic females

at our church, pastor peterson preached that sex was for creation not recreation. a weak voice from the back replied, yeah but what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk!!!

creation not recreation by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

dream of sex 

what drives, propels, often dominates, and is the very essence of the male. for women to underestimate this dream (and drive!) is a heartbreaking, terrible mistake. -to mine it for money is even worse!!

john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!

dream of sex by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

farmer syndrome 

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

farmer syndrome by michael foolsley December 3, 2009