michael's definitions

fubar

wasted,when you go to a bar and drink a hella lot of liquor.

when you toke foa long azz time and are completely out of touch wit reality

yo look at that sob he's FUBAR(ed).

by michael October 22, 2004

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

Gogo

The definition of cool.

Michael wants to be gogo because he is a loser who has no friends.

by Michael December 13, 2003

east cobb

East Cobb is a part of Cobb County in Marietta, Georgia. Contrary to popular belief from people not from around Atlanta, East Cobb is not in Atlanta. it is a beautiul, wealthy suburban area just outside of Atlanta, Georgia. East Cobb is known as the "rich" part of Cobb County.

trashy gwinnett girl: That girl is such an East Cobb snob!

by Michael February 20, 2005

bube

Hair found on female breasts

I got really grossed out when I choked on a bube

by Michael January 5, 2004

chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 7, 2005

Bhavic

Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot.

by michael June 10, 2008