michael's definitions

Tities

The are to dangley objects loacated on the chest of a woman ( depends on how old you are, they might dangle down to the floor ).

My m8 PAM, i know u r thinkin "i don't know her u stupid twat, so how the hell should i know wot she is like?", well lads or lasses ( mmmmmm ) imagan Denise Richards.

by Michael January 27, 2004

sex wee

another name for spunk, sperm, vagina jam.

oh my god, you have sex wee on your jeans

by michael January 30, 2004

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

freestyle footbag

the game where you kick a footbag around in a circle also known as hack or hacky sack.

those damn austrialians are the best at freestyle footbagging

by Michael February 8, 2004

gg no re

This Awsome Phrase Means Good Game no rematch, in other words You Have Been Ownzed so bad, u are not worthy of a Rematch. if somone says this to u ever U SUCK ASS AHHAHA

"Rob: Im cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: GG no re thx ownzed"
"Rob: awww..."

by Michael February 5, 2003

all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 5, 2003

Bird

1. Senator, National Hero opposed to the war mongers in the white house
2. a flying thing

All hail Robert Byrd!
look theres a bird flying

by Michael March 5, 2003