michael's definitions

reveal

So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.

A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.

Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.

Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.

by Michael May 3, 2004

DL

Down Low, i.e. undercover.

On the DL (down low)

by Michael February 2, 2005

Nebraskian

1. A person from Nebraska who wants to be identified as a Texan. 2. A wanna-be Texan who refuses to use ya'll or fixin' in their regular vocabulary.

Shannon Keating is my favorite little Nebraskian.

by michael December 18, 2003

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

goodtacular

Adj. Used when Refering to or about Michael

Michael, he's pretty damn goodtacular

by Michael July 1, 2004