michael's definitions

sboob

a loser; moron; dumbshit; worthless piece of shit; see fuckface

What a sboob.
Nice try, you sboob.
Don't be his friend, cuz he's a sboob.

by Michael July 13, 2004

Bone

That word meens, naff, crap, not very gud.

The word came from dog solders, that movie rocks because it is a british film. You bone, like a boning boner.

by Michael January 27, 2004

PLU

People Like Us. A subtle reference to people of the same socio-economic class.

I really like that private school around the corner. They parents there are people like us.

by Michael May 31, 2003

Booby Beth

Phat (fat) biatch (bitch) who has medically massive chouncage.

mic: look at that booby beth
sean: thats my girl friend
pete: nice kajungas
mic: mmmmmmmm
sean: she played hungry hungry hippos as a child

by Michael August 3, 2004

the done thing

Whatever practice society considers normal. It's something that a lot of people do only because everyone else does it (even though they don't realise it).

Women in the 19th century had hairy legs—not because they didn't have razors, but because it was the done thing.

Women in the 2000s have shaven legs—not because it looks or feels better, but because it is the done thing.

Women in the 2000s wear thongs—not because they are sexy, but because it is the done thing. If it was actually worn because it's sexy, it would have been done back in 1979.

by Michael March 19, 2004

Kali

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.

"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."

by Michael November 25, 2003

Grand Prairie

Grand Prairie is located in Texas, Dallas county area. A small town yet reknowned for hometown heroes. Many athletes and celebrities emgerge from this small town. Grand Prairie is divided within two parts, North and South, it is a gradient from North to South, from poor to rich.

I moved to Grand Prairie to become sucessful.

by Michael February 23, 2005