michaeL's definitions

ambidextrous

To be equally facile with either hand.

My brother is a freak. He can eat noodles using chopsticks with both hands. He says he's ambidextrous.

by michael November 9, 2003

irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 4, 2005

Linkin Park.

A band who incorporates a wide range of genres into their music such as rock, hip-hop, and electronica. They have sold millions of records worldwide and had jusr recently gone diamond on their hit album "Hybrid Theory".

Jay: Hey what do you think of Linkin Park?

John: They make good music.

by Michael May 8, 2005

Gilder

to be a Gilder is to be of the decent of the Gildersleeves.
to be a Gildersleeve and/or Gilder is wicked awesome.

the epitome of "gilder-ness" is theGILDER

Phil Michael theGILDER, rockstar and musician extraordinair.

by Michael April 3, 2005

K2

The King who should be honored greatfully.

I am K2, so be good and i wont hang you.

by Michael June 21, 2003

homoron

gay moron> see HOMO and MORON

David, the gayhomosexual, has a crush on a tweeker. What a homoron!

by Michael February 28, 2005

ROTFLBITC

Rolling on the floor, biting in the carpet.

(Usenet speak in response to a joke.)

by Michael March 16, 2003