michaeL's definitions

fag hag

A very sensitive and caring woman who accepts the emontions expressed by a gay man as sincere and not loaded with a sexual adgenda.

Doris Day and Rock Hudson

by Michael June 15, 2004

hotmail

e-mail

im jus' checkin' my hotmail

by michael April 20, 2003

K2

The King who should be honored greatfully.

I am K2, so be good and i wont hang you.

by Michael June 21, 2003

S!

when some 1 is talking shit or making up lies

your chatting ssssssss Leon that chick didnt give u pussy

by Michael November 27, 2003

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005

irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 4, 2005

ROTFLBITC

Rolling on the floor, biting in the carpet.

(Usenet speak in response to a joke.)

by Michael March 16, 2003