Definitions by mgg
Lil Kim
The etiology varies based on demographic
Gen X: The flyest female rapper
Millennials: To emulate Kim K, long black hair, big lips, corset, spray tan.
Gen Z: The Flyest female rapper
Gen X: The flyest female rapper
Millennials: To emulate Kim K, long black hair, big lips, corset, spray tan.
Gen Z: The Flyest female rapper
RentBroke
When you spend 5K on the cost of living in a city like Los Angeles or NYC and have 500 SqFt, people sleeping in the stairwell and can't afford to go out but keep buying philodendron plants because that's the zoom region of your place that you want to look nice.
Whiteprivy
Whiteprivy is something white people do when they desperately want to show they know worlds other than white. It often results in poor singalong to music that has nothing to do with their experience, listing off things they love that are random but related to other cultures, getting inked to show they're privy to things not white, pointing out their love for things made by people of color, especially around people of color.
Why does your friend always sing the worse JayZ lyrics to himself and talk about the existential crises of James Baldwin in his last works whenever he sees me?
Man, it's whiteprivy, we should sing some Bruce Springstein and discuss the privilege of Holden Caulfield every time he's in the car, right?
Man, it's whiteprivy, we should sing some Bruce Springstein and discuss the privilege of Holden Caulfield every time he's in the car, right?
Whiteprivy by mgg January 12, 2024
Nomad Life
Attractive people under 50 who have used Scandinavian minimalistic ideologies to decorate a space (sometimes a car) and vlog the idea that they barely work and change cities, or countries often, giving the bulk of overworked society a dream. NomadLife is the hashtag, changing hobbies for work is the norm and garnering thousands of followers for free swag is the goal. #NomadLife
Whatever happened to Amy? She get married?
Nope, she's on her third van and in Tulum living the Nomad Life.
She happy?
No one knows, but she's always doing yoga on a cliff
Nope, she's on her third van and in Tulum living the Nomad Life.
She happy?
No one knows, but she's always doing yoga on a cliff
Nomad Life by mgg January 12, 2024
Cancel Scared
People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.
Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.
Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.
Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.
Cancel Scared by mgg January 12, 2024
portland studies
Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.
"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."
portland studies by mgg November 25, 2018