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Definitions by metro anthony

metrocholo

a person sporting both the cholo and metrosexual styles at the same time
"dudes wearing a bandana tight on his eyes and pinstripe flairs, that niggahs a metrocholo"
metrocholo by metro anthony November 2, 2005

fuckbuck 

a person of incredibly low self esteem and absolutely no morals who will allow sexual intercourse to be performed upon them for chump change, usually in the washroom at a public park or perhaps in a bar
"melissa is such a fuckbuck, she took it in every orifice at least ten times last night for two dollar fity fi and some chewing gum"
fuckbuck by metro anthony November 2, 2005
a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"
cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005
archaic term used to describe the female sex organ, especially in a derogatory fashion
"melissa is such a filthy whore her goache has more traffic than the lincoln tunnel"
goache by metro anthony November 2, 2005

whiskey tooth

a phrase used to describe someone having incredibly bad oral hygeine and major tooth decay and/or loss, usually from drinking fuckloads of cheap whiskey
melissa has whiskey tooth so bad she's makes shane magowan look like a fucking tooth model
whiskey tooth by metro anthony November 2, 2005

panic fuck

the act of furiously trying to get off when faced with getting caught by the police or parents
shit, dad's home, PANIC FUCK !!!!
panic fuck by metro anthony November 2, 2005

monkey barring 

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
monkey barring by metro anthony October 24, 2005