meeker

a sex act preformed on someone who is unconcious, either from drugs or alcohol or perhaps in a coma

"melissa faked being roofyed so that dude would give her a meeker, dirty slut"

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

whiskey tooth

a phrase used to describe someone having incredibly bad oral hygeine and major tooth decay and/or loss, usually from drinking fuckloads of cheap whiskey

melissa has whiskey tooth so bad she's makes shane magowan look like a fucking tooth model

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next

ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"

by metro anthony October 24, 2005

Duck Fart

a phrase used to describe the release of air from a woman's vagina during oral sex

"melissa just duck farted in my mouth, fuck it tasted like the football team !" .. "which football team ?" ... "all of them, the filthy fucking pig"

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

goache

archaic term used to describe the female sex organ, especially in a derogatory fashion

"melissa is such a filthy whore her goache has more traffic than the lincoln tunnel"

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

panic fuck

the act of furiously trying to get off when faced with getting caught by the police or parents

shit, dad's home, PANIC FUCK !!!!

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

by metro anthony November 02, 2005