"melissa just duck farted in my mouth, fuck it tasted like the football team !" .. "which football team ?" ... "all of them, the filthy fucking pig"
by metro anthony November 15, 2005
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"that fucking slut melissa can frog march like a cheap parisian whore despite her obvious man ass handicap"
by metro anthony November 13, 2005
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"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"
by metro anthony November 03, 2005
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by metro anthony November 02, 2005
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