Homofaggoretardogay

Is a Homofaggoretardogay

Aka RiptheJacker.

PS Die plz

by merc February 16, 2005

Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

by Merc November 17, 2004

elevated

To be high

We got elevated last night with some dank shit

by Merc February 03, 2004

jeat jet

"Did you eat yet ?". From, 'Just Before The War With The Eskimos,' in the collectin Nine Stories by Salinger.

Jeat jet ? I gottahafa chicken sanich.

by merc April 20, 2005

bitner

1. An achievement which, twenty years on, spontaneously captivates strangers who find the fabled man and make him legend.

2. A cult following

1. To this day, his Bitner is spoken of in hushed tones.

2. "I want a cult following. I want a Bitner."

by merc October 09, 2004

Pimp'N

Pimp'n is Merc Merc is pimp'n dont you foget it. Whenever you see pimp'n merc is probably doing the "pimp'n." Oh yeah EasTSiDe! New York!! hors

Merc: Hey hor gimme mah money before I knock joo arse out.
Hor: Okay big daddy.
Merc: Thanks....now run along.
Merc counts his money.
Merc mumbles "fookin hor came up short again, I guess she wants to be bich slapped."

by Merc March 28, 2005

tooter

A tube, usually a cut off part of a straw, used to snort speed or coke with.

Dude, opnly use one tooter, then we can scrape it when we're done with the sack

by Merc February 03, 2004