Definitions by mephisto

soccer 

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

soccer by mephisto June 2, 2003

riot 

breaking things with a purpose

im just a kid who's gotta lot of problems. maybe if i throw a brick that brick will go and solve them.

riot by mephisto June 2, 2003

flood 

lots of water where it shouldn't be

The toilet overflowed. There is a flood in the bathroom.

flood by mephisto May 30, 2003

mephisto 

me, the lord of pain.

Jerk: Ouch, that hurt.
Friend: You can thank Mephisto for that.

mephisto by mephisto May 30, 2003

akali

an imaginary thing

Jerk: I own a fast Jap car.
Guy: yeah, and i own an akali.

akali by mephisto May 30, 2003

jeezum crow

a special way to say "oh my god"

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

jeezum crow by mephisto May 30, 2003

pet cemetary 

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

pet cemetary by mephisto May 30, 2003