Queegee

To ejaculate all over ones face and to have a female canine lick it off. The canine is then ritualisticly slaughtered and eaten.

I gave Ms. Edelman a queegee.

by Mephisto April 22, 2003

engine

thing that makes things go. like a heart, except it's gas based instead of blood.

Little Rice Burner: What's that noise?
American guy: That's the engine.

by mephisto June 03, 2003

principia discordia

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

by mephisto June 02, 2003

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

akali

an imaginary thing

Jerk: I own a fast Jap car.
Guy: yeah, and i own an akali.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

baller

1. A person who plays, and is very successful in basketball.
2. A person who finds success and wealth. The source of income is usually unknown by others, but can tell wealth by the "baller's" attire and usually cocky attitude.

Did you see that baller who just sped by in that 'vette?

by Mephisto June 12, 2003

-><-

Universal symbol among the discordians. All hail Eris! all hail dicordia

also check out the apple/pentagon symbol. The sound of one hand clapping, and five tons of flax -><-

by mephisto June 02, 2003