Definitions by mephisto

special beam cannon 

The ultimate fighting force. Use sparingly.

Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!

special beam cannon by mephisto May 28, 2003

El Mopadora

That creepy Mexican guy who comes in at night and buffs the floors.

man, el mopadora fucked up the floor again.

El Mopadora by mephisto May 28, 2003

motaba 

a fictional disease similair but faster acting than ebola. it first appeared in the movie Outbreak. It later was in Clerks:the animated series

DANTE: Isn't there a cure for Motaba?
ARMY MAN: Yes, burning you alive, actually.

motaba by mephisto May 28, 2003

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

shinglero by mephisto May 28, 2003

steal treasure

(verb) the act of destroying an individual and swiping what was formerly their valuables

look at that H-mo. let's kill him and steal his treasure

steal treasure by mephisto May 28, 2003

slinky

ultimate toy

It's SLinky!

slinky by mephisto May 28, 2003

mail order bride 

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

mail order bride by mephisto May 28, 2003