Definitions by mephisto

quast 

quast is the word on the back of the giant truck that almost ran me over. Ever since quast has been used for the word "fuck"

Quast! that truck almost hit me! god quasting damn.

quast by mephisto June 3, 2003

engine

thing that makes things go. like a heart, except it's gas based instead of blood.

Little Rice Burner: What's that noise?
American guy: That's the engine.

engine by mephisto June 3, 2003

lion tamer 

one who acts in a manner that is lulling or calming to lions. For some reason, most pro tamers use whips to make them look cool.

Man: that lion is angry
WOman: better get the lion tamer.

lion tamer by mephisto June 3, 2003

Ramen 

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

Ramen by mephisto June 3, 2003

pebble 

a choclatey or fruity krispie

Barney, gimme back my Pebbles!

pebble by mephisto June 2, 2003

principia discordia 

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

principia discordia by mephisto June 2, 2003

han solo 

Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

han solo by mephisto June 2, 2003