mephisto's definitions

soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003

REM

Rapid Eye Movement - The stage in the sleep cycle when dreams occur.

Rapid eye movement can be identified when slight twitching of the eye is evident through the eyelid.

by Mephisto June 12, 2003

riot

breaking things with a purpose

im just a kid who's gotta lot of problems. maybe if i throw a brick that brick will go and solve them.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

principia discordia

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

han solo

Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

Oh Shit Son

Something someone awesome says to piss off Bitchwhat royally.

To piss him off, proceed to www.friendsofmaddox.com

Ginomee: OH SHIT SON!
Bitchwhat: ARGH I'M A SELF-IMPORTANT MORON STOP SAYING OH SHIT SON IT'S DEAD ARGH YER MUM!!

by Mephisto December 6, 2004