trump

to have the appearance of being large and important when in reality the subject is small and insignificant. to appear larger than one actually is. in playing cards, it's a hand that is claimed to be the winner but actually is the worst hand on the table.
That banana split turned out to be a real trump as there was not enough ice cream and even the banana was tiny. Playing cards, I claimed a trump while trying to bluff but my hand was so bad that I lost to a pair of two's. The new President turned out to be a real trump.
by mememetoo August 28, 2017
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junk

The flappy bits of the sex organs for either a man or a woman. Usually used in a positive way to describe the labia minora and clitoral hood of a women or the scrotum and foreskin of a man.
That stripper just stretched out her junk about 3 inches! Ima get me some of that!
by mememetoo June 24, 2018
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junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.
I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm
by mememetoo June 24, 2018
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booty limit

How fat of an ass you are willing to be attracted to.
Damn, these days its hard to find a bitch that goes beyond my booty limit. I like em big, fat, and with loads of cellulite for booty shaking delight!
by mememetoo March 08, 2018
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10 ticket ride

These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!
Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!
by mememetoo October 19, 2020
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buhbye

a passive aggressive way to say good bye. saying good bye after being frustrated. an impatient or lazy good bye. Often used by sales people.
You don't want to purchase my services? Well bless your heart. buhbye.
by mememetoo April 03, 2015
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Direct-injection

When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.

He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
by mememetoo December 03, 2018
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