meljogo's definitions

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvbnm

When you try to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm because you're bored out of your fucking mind but you accidently skip the x.

John: AHHHHH I'm sooo fucking borrrrred! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvbnm
John: Oops, I mean qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by meljogo February 20, 2021

UwU

Chichewa for 'this'

Person 1: Kodi ndi uwu?
Person 2: It's a cuteness symbol/sin to the Internet
Person 3: Ayi, zikutanthauza uwu!
Translations:

Person 1: What is this?
Person 3: No, It means this!

by meljogo February 24, 2021

Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.

by meljogo February 21, 2021

Ma'am

tHiS iS a WeNdY's

Wendy: E
Shrek: E
Ma'am: E

by meljogo February 21, 2021

You

me

you is me

by meljogo February 20, 2021

Me

you

me is you

by meljogo February 20, 2021

Love

See " Shrek ".

Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT SHREK IS LOVE
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!

by meljogo February 21, 2021