melissa's definitions

j dub

slang for julius west used by the lady jag step team... usually said with two people in "unison" with a "ghetto twang"

on the morning announcements: GO J DUB

by melissa March 5, 2004

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

Choad

a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.

"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"

by Melissa February 1, 2005

hit

fucked up; drugged up; ready to fuck; messed up

"She looks so hit"

by melissa April 12, 2003

shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 2, 2003

Roll Up the Rim To Win

1. Another term for wedgie, as in grabbing hold of the back of a person's underpants and yanking upwards until they scream.

2. Tim Horton's contest slogan.

Background: Canadian

I grabbed my roommate's underwear and yelled 'Rrrroll up the rrrrrrrim to win!' until he started screaming.

by Melissa June 9, 2004