melissa's definitions

Tanorexic

When someone suffers from tanorexia, a disease like anorexia, no matter how tan you are you never think you are tan enough.

L: Melissa, sweetie, I think you've had enough sun today...
M: No no, I must get a tan
L: you've been at the beach all day, I think you are tanorexic.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

skiba

Taken from Alkaline Trio singer, Matt SKiba, "skiba" means something ultimately cool....

I met this guy at the party the other dayand he was so skiba....

by Melissa May 31, 2003

shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

hanging

i enjoy hanging around with my friends

by melissa October 9, 2003

Shoe Phone

Shoe Phone is the termination of a Cellular Phone.

Melissa-''Give Me A Dubble Jangle On My Shoe Phone''
Jordan-'' O Oh Ok Shawty...The Big Bad Shoe Phone...I'm lovin' it!''
Melissa-''Ba da ba ba ba....haha Talk To Ya Then Tall-y...My Hard-core throat sliting friend.''
(please remember Jord has IDS (see IDS) be nice to him)

by Melissa July 9, 2004

determinated

To be determined

I was determinated to get good grades.

by Melissa September 2, 2003

coq

a guy's dick

Hey, look at that guy's coq!

by Melissa December 26, 2003