crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.

That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.

by melissa March 13, 2005

Baby Daddy

A sorry free loading guy that gets jealous when he sees his baby mama with other guys, only comes around when he is horny and so he wont get put on child support.

My baby daddy was hating when my boyfriend came because he could'nt get none and was stunting like he came to see the baby.

by melissa September 14, 2003

hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 03, 2003

squeeze

What happens when you eat too much cheese.

Paul tends to squeeze it really hard the morning after eating lots of cheese.

by Melissa January 28, 2004

sanitorium

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.

"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"

by Melissa October 29, 2003

IDS

Imminent Death Syndrome.
To Bring Death Upon One's Self.
ie- I Am Going To Slit My Throat.

Jord has IDS, be nice to him.

by Melissa June 12, 2004