Definitions by megalomaniac

1337ness

A word to describe that something is "1337", leet, or elite.

Noob 1: deaude! chekc out my ub3r h4x!
Noob 2: Yep, those aer teh 1337ness.

1337ness by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

jonx'd 

To be "uber poned". Synonym for jones'd, pwn'd, owned, etc. The contraction is just for extra 1337ness.

Person 1: Boom, Headshot!
Person 2: Figgity Fuck..
Person 1: you just got jiggity Jonx'd

jonx'd by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

gullicalf 

Not completely gullible. One who is gull of a calf rather than a full adult bull.

John is pretty gullible, or maybe just gullicalf.

gullicalf by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

feeks 

A 1337er form of feces. (Soon to be) used by noobs who try not to conform to the proper English language. Used instead of saying "shit", after a disappointing event occurs.

Noob: You just got poned
Joob: Feeks man, I noe..

feeks by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockapult 

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

cockapult by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

OBHF 

One big happy family.

Dad: With your brother back home, we are once again an OBHF.
Son: Wow, how lame are you for using an acronym like that verbally.

OBHF by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005