mega millions's definitions

weekend gangsta

Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.

Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?

Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?

Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!

by Mega Millions November 22, 2010

if pokemon were real...

A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.

guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!

guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...

by Mega Millions August 10, 2010

breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

came up

When you happen to pass by an unguarded or unattended item of value in your daily routine and swipe it before anyone notices it. Usually sold afterward.

me: Wanna buy an iPod?
guy: Where'd you get it at?
me: Just came up on it!

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

pun

The worst form of human communication yet.

A stupid play on words trying desperatley to be funny.

(the most stupidest pun ever)
guy 1: knock knock
me: who's there
guy 1: orange
me: orange who
guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?
*BANG*
me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...

by mega millions May 25, 2009

drug slut

anyone who has basically fucked with every kind of drug

guy 1: Arthur has smoked weed, crack, meth, and even sniffed coke.
guy 2: what a drug slut

by mega millions May 22, 2009

get at

to borrow or have

I walked in the room with my hat on. Urgel asked me, "Lemme get at that hat"

by mega millions April 16, 2009