medicalmechanica's definitions

teenigger

A teenage nigger.

Whoa! That skirt on Laeteesha makes her look so young, almost like a teenigger!

by medicalmechanica June 11, 2010

popcum

When you put cum to microwave in your oven.

Ned: Hey! I made you some popcum!
Brad: Oh man! What the heck?! Now the smell won't go in ages!

by medicalmechanica June 27, 2010

Fuckality

When you fuck a girl so tremendously hard, that it feels like she's gonna die.

Finish her!
girl: aaaaaaoooh!!!!!
You win,
FUCKALITY

by medicalmechanica October 29, 2010

Metallican't

Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.

Man! Metallica keeps trying to regain their fame like the old days and they clearly Metallican't!

by medicalmechanica May 1, 2010

asspirin

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

emorrhoids

The name used to classify the cuts that an emo makes on his/her ass.

Guy 1: Hey, that emo kid's been sticking that razor on his butt repeatedly, you think he's shaving?
Guy2: Nah, man, he's getting himself some emorrhoids!

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

growplay

When someone goes and GETS A LIFE instead of dressing up as an anime character, otherwise known as cosplay.

Jessie: I know! Let's make a Naruto cosplay for the next con!
Bill: Nah, I'm busy playing growplay trying to find a job.

by medicalmechanica June 3, 2010