medicalmechanica's definitions

Metallican't

Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.

Man! Metallica keeps trying to regain their fame like the old days and they clearly Metallican't!

by medicalmechanica May 1, 2010

chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010

Nighttroller

A troll whose trolling hours are generally past midnight.

Trent, it's 3am, log off those forums and stop being such a nighttroller.

by medicalmechanica March 15, 2010

butterall

Similar to butterface, butterbutt and butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.

-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!

by medicalmechanica February 17, 2013

lolstar

Someone with a natural talent that exceeds in making people LOL.

guy 1: damn, I guess In Haiti they weren't READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE
guy 2: hahaha, damn! you're such a lolstar

by medicalmechanica July 25, 2010

Fucksin

A cousin who can be engaged in sexual activities.

My aunt doesn't know that her daughter and I are fucksins.

by medicalmechanica September 1, 2009

Salmammaries

Term used to refer to Salma Hayek's mammary glands.

Did you check out the those Salmammaries in Ugly Betty?

by medicalmechanica March 2, 2010