Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
by medicalmechanica October 05, 2011
by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010
by medicalmechanica March 15, 2010
Similar to butterface, butterbutt and butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.
-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!
by medicalmechanica February 17, 2013
person 1: hey! I heard Tom finally decided to put himself out of his misery.
person 2: whoa, that's so emocratic of him.
person 2: whoa, that's so emocratic of him.
by medicalmechanica March 15, 2010
guy 1: damn, I guess In Haiti they weren't READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE
guy 2: hahaha, damn! you're such a lolstar
guy 2: hahaha, damn! you're such a lolstar
by medicalmechanica July 25, 2010
by medicalmechanica June 24, 2010