chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010

Nighttroller

A troll whose trolling hours are generally past midnight.

Trent, it's 3am, log off those forums and stop being such a nighttroller.

by medicalmechanica March 15, 2010

butterall

Similar to butterface, butterbutt and butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.

-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!

by medicalmechanica February 17, 2013

lolstar

Someone with a natural talent that exceeds in making people LOL.

guy 1: damn, I guess In Haiti they weren't READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE
guy 2: hahaha, damn! you're such a lolstar

by medicalmechanica July 25, 2010

mind over bladder

The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!

by medicalmechanica September 28, 2011

metallicunt

Term used to describe usually young, newbie fans of Metallica that have just listened to their latest albums and pretend to know all about the band when they actually don't.

Jay: I think Rob Trujillo is the best bassist Metallica has ever had!
Bob: Jay, you're such a Metallicunt

by medicalmechanica February 14, 2010

Fucksin

A cousin who can be engaged in sexual activities.

My aunt doesn't know that her daughter and I are fucksins.

by medicalmechanica September 01, 2009