Definitions by medicalmechanica

growplay 

When someone goes and GETS A LIFE instead of dressing up as an anime character, otherwise known as cosplay.

Jessie: I know! Let's make a Naruto cosplay for the next con!
Bill: Nah, I'm busy playing growplay trying to find a job.

growplay by medicalmechanica June 3, 2010

asspirin 

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

asspirin by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

emorrhoids 

The name used to classify the cuts that an emo makes on his/her ass.

Guy 1: Hey, that emo kid's been sticking that razor on his butt repeatedly, you think he's shaving?
Guy2: Nah, man, he's getting himself some emorrhoids!

emorrhoids by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

Metallican't

Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.

Man! Metallica keeps trying to regain their fame like the old days and they clearly Metallican't!

Metallican't by medicalmechanica May 1, 2010

deviantfart

A piece of art posted on deviantart site that sucks so much it stinks like crap.

Deviant 1: Hey! Take a look at my new pic! Isn't it awesome??
Deviant 2: Eew, smells to me like deviantfart...

deviantfart by medicalmechanica April 29, 2010

chosen cunt 

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

chosen cunt by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010

Nighttroller 

A troll whose trolling hours are generally past midnight.

Trent, it's 3am, log off those forums and stop being such a nighttroller.

Nighttroller by medicalmechanica March 15, 2010