asspirin

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

Fuckality

When you fuck a girl so tremendously hard, that it feels like she's gonna die.

Finish her!
girl: aaaaaaoooh!!!!!
You win,
FUCKALITY

by medicalmechanica October 29, 2010

Salmammaries

Term used to refer to Salma Hayek's mammary glands.

Did you check out the those Salmammaries in Ugly Betty?

by medicalmechanica March 02, 2010

Palinstan

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.

Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.

by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010

teenigger

A teenage nigger.

Whoa! That skirt on Laeteesha makes her look so young, almost like a teenigger!

by medicalmechanica June 11, 2010

growplay

When someone goes and GETS A LIFE instead of dressing up as an anime character, otherwise known as cosplay.

Jessie: I know! Let's make a Naruto cosplay for the next con!
Bill: Nah, I'm busy playing growplay trying to find a job.

by medicalmechanica June 03, 2010

Hallowbean

The way Halloween is called in Mexico.

Josh: Hey, did you know that they also celebrate Halloween in Mexico?
Trent: No, I think you mean the Day of the Dead?
Josh: Nah! I'm talking about Hallowbean!

by medicalmechanica November 04, 2011