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metallicunt

Term used to describe usually young, newbie fans of Metallica that have just listened to their latest albums and pretend to know all about the band when they actually don't.
Jay: I think Rob Trujillo is the best bassist Metallica has ever had!
Bob: Jay, you're such a Metallicunt
by medicalmechanica February 14, 2010
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emocratic

Adjective used when an emo person chooses and succeeds in attempting suicide.
person 1: hey! I heard Tom finally decided to put himself out of his misery.

person 2: whoa, that's so emocratic of him.
by medicalmechanica March 14, 2010
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mind over bladder

The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.
Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!
by medicalmechanica September 28, 2011
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Palinstan

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.
Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.
by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010
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deviantfart

A piece of art posted on deviantart site that sucks so much it stinks like crap.
Deviant 1: Hey! Take a look at my new pic! Isn't it awesome??
Deviant 2: Eew, smells to me like deviantfart...
by medicalmechanica April 29, 2010
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Hugball

The real meaning of the sport known as American Football, as the ball is rarely in contact with the players' feet, in contrast, most of the time it's on the player's arms holding it ever so passionately.
person1: why in the world do they call this game Football?

person 2: 'cause it was too gay to call it Hugball
by medicalmechanica December 19, 2009
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Fuckality

When you fuck a girl so tremendously hard, that it feels like she's gonna die.
Finish her!
girl: aaaaaaoooh!!!!!
You win,
FUCKALITY
by medicalmechanica October 29, 2010
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