Definitions by medicalmechanica

emocratic 

Adjective used when an emo person chooses and succeeds in attempting suicide.

person 1: hey! I heard Tom finally decided to put himself out of his misery.

person 2: whoa, that's so emocratic of him.

emocratic by medicalmechanica March 14, 2010

chinkanzee 

A chimpanzee of Chinese origin.

The other day they showed this funny dancing chinkanzee on the nature channel!

chinkanzee by medicalmechanica March 8, 2010

Salmammaries 

Term used to refer to Salma Hayek's mammary glands.

Did you check out the those Salmammaries in Ugly Betty?

Salmammaries by medicalmechanica March 2, 2010

metallicunt 

Term used to describe usually young, newbie fans of Metallica that have just listened to their latest albums and pretend to know all about the band when they actually don't.

Jay: I think Rob Trujillo is the best bassist Metallica has ever had!
Bob: Jay, you're such a Metallicunt

metallicunt by medicalmechanica February 14, 2010

Palinstan 

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.

Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.

Palinstan by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010

Hugball

The real meaning of the sport known as American Football, as the ball is rarely in contact with the players' feet, in contrast, most of the time it's on the player's arms holding it ever so passionately.

person1: why in the world do they call this game Football?

person 2: 'cause it was too gay to call it Hugball

Hugball by medicalmechanica December 19, 2009

Noobember 

A specific month when someone bumps into a lot of noobs.

noob1: hey how do u post 10-minute videos on utube?
noob2: i think u has to be a mod
noob3: no wai! u haev to be liek a veteran user
person: what is this? noobember??

Noobember by medicalmechanica November 14, 2009