29 definitions by medicalmechanica

The other day they showed this funny dancing chinkanzee on the nature channel!
by medicalmechanica March 8, 2010
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When you fuck a girl so tremendously hard, that it feels like she's gonna die.
Finish her!
girl: aaaaaaoooh!!!!!
You win,
FUCKALITY
by medicalmechanica October 29, 2010
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Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011
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Whoa! That skirt on Laeteesha makes her look so young, almost like a teenigger!
by medicalmechanica June 9, 2010
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The real meaning of the sport known as American Football, as the ball is rarely in contact with the players' feet, in contrast, most of the time it's on the player's arms holding it ever so passionately.
person1: why in the world do they call this game Football?

person 2: 'cause it was too gay to call it Hugball
by medicalmechanica December 19, 2009
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Similar to butterface, butterbutt and butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.
-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!
by medicalmechanica February 17, 2013
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When you put cum to microwave in your oven.
Ned: Hey! I made you some popcum!
Brad: Oh man! What the heck?! Now the smell won't go in ages!
by medicalmechanica June 24, 2010
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