A specific month when someone bumps into a lot of noobs.
noob1: hey how do u post 10-minute videos on utube?
noob2: i think u has to be a mod
noob3: no wai! u haev to be liek a veteran user
person: what is this? noobember??
Similar to
butterface,
butterbutt and
butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date
fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as
liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.
-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!
Josh: Hey, did you know that they also celebrate Halloween in Mexico?
Trent: No, I think you mean the Day of the Dead?
Josh: Nah! I'm talking about Hallowbean!
When someone goes and GETS A LIFE instead of dressing up as an anime character, otherwise known as
cosplay.
Jessie: I know! Let's make a Naruto cosplay for the next con!
Bill: Nah, I'm busy playing growplay trying to find a job.
Adjective used when an emo person chooses and succeeds in attempting suicide.
person 1: hey! I heard Tom finally decided to put himself out of his misery.
person 2: whoa, that's so emocratic of him.
When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.
Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...
When you put cum to microwave in your oven.
Ned: Hey! I made you some popcum!
Brad: Oh man! What the heck?! Now the smell won't go in ages!
